The All-Crisis Network
"We've tried all the news channels - this guy is unbreakable."
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The Evening News
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The Art of Bantering!
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"Oh, he's pretty depressed - he's the only retired general the networks haven't called."
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"You're right - I'm not listening to you - I'm reading the crawl on the bottom of your screen."
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"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."
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"The robbery and car chase are better in the movie but the hostage situation was definitely better on the cable news coverage."
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