"You didn't tell me Tuscany doesn't have cable."
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"I feel that if I wait here long enough Oprah will give me something."
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"Don is more like network, and Evan is more like cable."
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"I'm sorry I couldn't be there but I was able to TiVo your perp walk."
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"You'll need an unobstructed view of the southern sky."
"We're a cable giant, you're a cable giant."
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"You're right - I'm not listening to you - I'm reading the crawl on the bottom of your screen."
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"Good heavens! Who hooked you up? This one is cable TV!"
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"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."
"When did our cable bill get higher than our mortgage?"