"So, Slim, where did you learn to shop like that?"
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, price, prices, sale, sales, low price, frugal, frugality, shop, shopping, discount, discounts, coupon, coupons, store, frugally, frugal living, skill, savvy, savvy shopper, shopper, shops, stores, desert, cacti, cactus, consumer, consumerism
"I'm starting to get concerned about global warming."
"Your munchkins are always welcome to play in my garden."
Tags:mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, women, woman, garden, gardens, backyard, backyards, cactus, cacti, parent, parents, parenthood, neighbor, neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, neighborhood, neighborhoods, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, neighborly, neighbourly
"The Southwestern look. I love it!"
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, office decor, decor, decoration, decorations, redecorating, decorating, southwestern, cactus, cacti
"I thought you said it wouldn't need much attention."
Tags:plant, plants, houseplant, houseplants, cactus, cacti, cactuses, green fingers, green thumb, brown thumb, brown fingers, garderner, gardeners, plant lover, plant lovers, low-maintenance, low-maintenance plant, low-maintenance plants, walking plants, walking plant, carnivorous plant, carnivorous plants, man-eating plant, man-eating plants, fleeing, flee, run away, disaster, gardening disaster, houseplant disaster, triffid, triffids, day of the triffids
"I'd like to report a cloud."
Tags:sunshine, sunny, sunny day, sunny days, desert, deserts, desert life, desert living, warm climate, warm climates, hot climate, hot climates, hot weather, warm weather, cowboy, cowboys, cactus, cacti, cloud, clouds, cloudy day, cloudy days, blue sky, blue skies, sky, skies, emergency, emergencies, police report, police reports
"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"
Tags:pessimist, pessimism, pessimists, pessimistic, half full, half, full, half empty, empty, desert, deserts, lost, wilderness, wasteland, desert, deserts, cactus, neet, quit, quits, quitter, quitting, give up, giving, up, giving up, determined, determination, mirage, ignorant, ignorance, ignored, ignoring, perfectionists, perfectionist
"Oh, love handles! We haven't had those in a while."
Tags:desert, deserts, sand, sand dunes, mirage, wasteland, lost, getting lost, cactus, cactuses, cacti, wilderness, vulture, vultures, carrion, bird, diet, diets, dieting, chub, chubby, heavy set, fat, fatter, fatness, love handles, love handle, spare tire, ironic, dark humour, dark humor, black humor, black humour, gallows humor, gallows humor, dead, death, crawl, crawling, cuisine, cuisines, exotic food, exotic foods, variety, variation, variations
A cactus dances with a disco ball sun overhead.
"Drat! Someone stole my bike!"
"Thanks, R.B., but I prefer to stand."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, decor, decoration, decorations, interior, interiors, interior design, cactus, cacti, houseplant, houseplants, plant, plants, sharp, pointy, spike, spikes, stand, standing, sit, sitting, dangerous, risky, hobby, hobbies, leisure, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners
Tags:desert, deserts, lost in the desert, cactus, cacti, shadow, shadows, mistake, mistakes, disappointment, disappointments, abandoned, dehydration, alone, calling for help, friends, greeting, greetings, going mad, isolated, isolated, cliche, cliches, hopeless, short sighted, short sightedness, nearsighted, nearsightedness, bad eyesight, poor eyesight
"There's and awful lot of anger there."
Tags:cactus, cacti, anger, angry, prickly, plants, defensive, defensiveness, self protection, deflection, deflection, defence mechanism, defence mechanisms, aggressive, aggression, therapy, therapists, therapist, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychoanalysis
The Houseplant Cemetery.
"We got the cactus account!"
Tags:cactus, cacti, businessman, businessmen, business man, business men, businessperson, business person, business people, tree, trees, plant, plants, hug, hugs, hugging, prickle, prickles, pricked, needle, needles, cactus needles, celebrate, celebration, finance, banker, bankers, sharp, skin, desert, deserts, thorn, thorns, celebrates
"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"
"Don't tell any folks in town that Old Bessie's a parasite, O.K.?"
Tags:arrakis, sand worm, sandworm, the great sand worm of arrakis, shai hulud, the great sandworm of arrakis, sci fi, science fiction, scifi, sci-fi, science-fiction, cowboy, cow boys, cowboys, wild west, west, western, westerns, country, desert, cactus, parasite, bessie, parasites, monster, monsters, kid, kids, saddle, saddles, ride, riding, rider, abdsurd
"I love you.''
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, porcupine, porcupines, needle, needles, pin, pins, spiky, plant, plants, cactus, cactuses, cacti, desert, deserts, love, true love, romance, love at first sight, relationship, relationships, compatibility, dating, couple, couples, perfect match, perfect couple
"I've never seen the corn this bad."
The Genius Of Camoflage