"Don't give the dog any more coffee."
"If I switched to decaf, I'd lose my edge around the water cooler."
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"When life gives you lemonade, make a highly caffeinated, alcoholic lemon-flavored drink."
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Dowsing for Coffee
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"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."
"I get it- the old caffeinated-cop, decaffeinated-cop routine."
"Get with it, love! Night's candles are burnt out, and jocund day stands tiptoe on the misty mountaintops."
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Maybe it's because I'm full of coffee, but I suddenly know the answers to all of life's big questions. Also I think I can see through that wall.
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"Durn it all, Cooky! We's payin' you good money to remember which one is decaf!"
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"How about a quick espresso before school, Toby?"
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"I'd better get busy. I have a lot of coffee to drink."
Finally, some cereal with real get-up-and-go!
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"Please make regular coffee in the pot with brown trim and decaffeinated coffee in the pot with orange trim, so people can tell what kind it is. And do not tarry at the vaulted coffee niche."
"I discovered coffee!"
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The More You're Awake The Longer You Live
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Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy
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"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"
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"All that coffee and all these ghosts are making me jittery."
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee