Cakes Cartoons

"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"

Proust orders from the cart.

Baker Resembles Baked Goods

"Not guilty, Your Honor, the menu clearly says 'Death by Chocolate'."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

"Who could have imagined that such a wonderful recipe for brownies would be hidden away in the Dead Sea Scrolls?"

"I adore it. It's so near Schrafft's."

"What do you eat for anxiety?"

"Forget it, Carl."

Mole Birthday

"Who left the oatmeal grape cake out all night?"

"Now we wait."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"I'm inside the cake waiting to jump out."

"You came up in therapy this morning."

"How do you want your slice - with or without a ballerina?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Other Patron Saints of Christmas

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

"Before we cut the cake, I want to thank my bride for bringing our wedding in under budget."

"Come on—Somebody try to catch me! Anybody?"

Chef Cake Topper

All baking done on the premises

Cupcake jumps out of cake.