"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"
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jail term, jail terms, jail sentence, jail sentences, prison sentence, prison sentences, dungeon, dungeons, prisoner, prisoners, jail, jails, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, prison term, jail term, jail terms, prison terms, life sentence, life sentences, cake, cakes, celebration, celebrations, celebratingBaker Resembles Baked Goods
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cupcake, cupcakes, cake, cakes, icing, iced, frosted, frosting, cream, cream, buttercream, buttercream, bake, baker, bakery, baking, baked, chef, chefs, dessert, desserts, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, absurd, surreal, strange, strange imagery, resemble, resemblance, parallel, parallels, mirror, mirrored"Not guilty, Your Honor, the menu clearly says 'Death by Chocolate'."
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death by chocolate, death by chocolate cake, cake, cakes, baker, bakers, bake, bakes, menu, menus, cook, cooks, cooking, chef, chefs, not guilty, not guilty plea, not guilty pleas, plead, pleads, plaintiff, plaintiffs, judge, judges, justice, justice system"Who could have imagined that such a wonderful recipe for brownies would be hidden away in the Dead Sea Scrolls?"
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theologian, theologians, dead sea scroll, brownie, brownies, cake, cakes, sweet tooth, sweet tooths, sweet-tooth, sweet-tooths, recipe, recipes, baking, baker, bakers, religious text, religious texts, religious scroll, religious scrolls, qumran caves scrolls, manuscript, manuscripts, cake, cakes"I adore it. It's so near Schrafft's."
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candy, candies, cake, cakes, chocolate, chocolates, choc, chocs, temptations, property market, property markets, housing market, sweet factory, sweet factories, chocolate factory, chocolate factories, cake factory, cake factories, massachusetts, pudding, puddings, sweet tooth, sweet tooths, sweet-tooth, sweet-tooths, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, house hunting, house hunter, house hunters, house-hunting, house-hunter, house-hunters"What do you eat for anxiety?"
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french, belgian, bakery, pastry, pastries, sweets, dessert, desserts, cake, cakes, cupcake, cupcakes, danish, danishes, cookie, cookies, biscuit, biscuits, shop, shops, store, stores, window shop, window shopping, cafe, cafes, anxiety, anxious, depressed, depression, eat your feelings, eating your feelings, mental heath, comfort food, comfort foods"Forget it, Carl."
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wedding topper, wedding toppers, wedding cake, wedding cakes, cake topper, cake toppers, cake, cakes, bride, brides, bridegroom, bridegrooms, groom, grooms, wedding day, wedding days, ex-boyfriends, ex boyfriend, ex boyfriends, love triangle, love triangles, ex, rejection, rejections, suitor, suitors, rejected suitor, rejected suitors"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."
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cake, cakes, bake, bakes, baking, bakery, bakeries, baker, bakers, home cook, home cooks, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, black hole, black holes, astronomy, astronomer, astrophysicist, astrophysicists, astrophysics, potluck, bring and share, potluck party, potluck parties, faux pas, dessert, desserts, overbake, overbakes, overbaked, overcook, overcooks, overcooking, party, parties, partying"I'm inside the cake waiting to jump out."
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cake, cakes, suspense, wait, waits, waiting, impatient, date, dates, dating, metaphor, metaphors, analogy, analogies, comparison, comparisons, complaint, complaints, date, dates, dating, dating life, single life, engagement, engaged, long engagement, fear of commitment, commitment, anticipation, baited breath"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"
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sugar, sugary, cake, cakes, dessert, desserts, pudding, puddings, pud, puds, carb, carbs, carbohydrate, carbohydrates, sweet tooth, sweets, dinner party, dinner parties, dinner, dinners, dessert course, dessert courses, pastry, pastries, pastry chef, pastry chefsOther Patron Saints of Christmas
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saint, saints, patron saint, patron saints, christmas, xmas, noel, yule, holiday, holidays, holiday season, gift-giving, gift giving, present, presents, gift, gifts, gift exchange, gift-exchange, the perfect gift, exchanging gifts, eating, eat, drink, drinking, gaining weight, gain weight, put on weight, eat too much, eating too much, party, parties, buche de noel, cake, cakes, calories, calorie, materialistic, materialism, excuse, excuses, prior appointment, prior engagement, word play, wordplayA woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.
"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."
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cookie, cookies, baker, bakers, baking, food fad, food fads, comeback, comebacks, foodie, foodies, sweet tooth, sweet tooths, baked goods, cake, cakes, biscuit, biscuits, recipe, recipes, ingredient, ingredients"Before we cut the cake, I want to thank my bride for bringing our wedding in under budget."
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relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, ceremony, ceremonies, reception, receptions, wedding reception, wedding receptions, party, parties, bride, brides, groom, grooms, speech, speeches, wedding speech, wedding speeches, toast, toasts, toasting, cutting the cake, wedding cake, wedding cakes, cake, cakes, budget, budgets, frugal, expensive, wedding cost, wedding costs, wedding planning, wedding planner, wedding planners, event planner, event planners, penny-wise, under budget, money, thank, thanking, grateful, thankful"Come on—Somebody try to catch me! Anybody?"
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gingerbread man, food, cake, cakes, carrot cake, carrot cakes, unpopular, folklore, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's literature, literature, children's story, children's stories, the gingerbread man, fictional character, fictional characters, desperate, unloved, unwanted, alone, lonely, forever alone, leftoverChef Cake Topper
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cakes, cake, wedding cake, wedding cakes, cake topper, cake toppers, chef, chefs, wedding, weddings, strop, stroppy, rebel, rebelling, fall-out, falling-out, fall out, falling out, disagreement, disagreements, baker, bakersCupcake jumps out of cake.
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