"I'm going to California for the gold. I'm not into nation-building."
"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"
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"Sorry to crash the party, folks, but all the little people that made it happen were just discovered buried in a shallow grave outside Bakersfield."
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Los Angeles 250 Miles
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"I couldn't hack it in L.A.—I was decontextualized."
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"We're waiting for the land to slide before we actually build on it."
"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."
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Too Skinny, Too Fat
Jesus sighted walking off Malibu.
"My goodness, I had no idea people from California had ancestors!"
Store for Lease - Rodeo Drive
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"Let's not forget one thing—theirs is California money."
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Maps to the house arrests of the stars
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Giant pine cone crushes car.
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"California has always been too big for its britches."
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"If it's a California wine you wish, Mr. Larry will assist you."
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"Monday, July 7, 1986. It is a quiet morning at Belle Aire. Slight fog. Beuford is fussing with his trailer hitch..."
Bulletin at Malibu
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"Do you have any California wines that support same-sex marriage?
"I don't think I ever before-realized the distinct difference between northern and southern California."
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One of Many California Gene Pools
"Remember to mention how we miss the change of seasons in L.A. It means so much to people who are still back here in New York
"Celebrity homicide. How may we help you?"
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