"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."
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art, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, famous artist, famous artists, famous painter, famous painters, cubism, abstract, abstract expressionism, neo-expressionism, surrealism, cubist, cubists, surrealist, surrealists, trend, trends, trendy, fad, fads, in, out, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, conversation, conversations"I think someone put him on hold and then disconnected."
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dazed, hypnotised, hypnotized, hypnotic, out of it, out-of-it, disoriented, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calling, calls, phone calls, phone call, telephone calls, telephone call, office, offices, business, businessman, businessmen, on hold, put on hold, hold, holding, disconnected, disconnect, waiting, wait, patient, patience, forever, stuck"I have to go. I'm getting a better call."
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snob, snobs, snobbery, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, call waiting, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, phone, phones, call, calls, calling, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, trade up, trades up, trading up, hold out, holding out, better option, better options, putdown, putdowns, put-down, put-downs, option, options"Happy Mother's Day, Mom. And ditto for Thanksgiving and Christmas."
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family, families, parent, parents, mom, mum, mums, mother, mothers, moms, greetings, celebrate, happy mothers day, happy mother's day, happy christmas, christmas, happy thanksgiving, event, events, events, lazy, distant, distance, executive, executives, businessman, businessmen, call, calling, wishes, busy, business"Please, honey, I'm with a patient, and I've asked you not to call me on this line."
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stethoscope, stethoscopes, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, work, working, family, families, partner, partners, phone call, phone calls, call, calls, this line, line, lines, impossible, absurd, works, medical, medicine, medicines, phonecall, phonecalls, calling at work, emergency, treating, diagnose, diagnosing, equipment"No, no. It's three thumps for call waiting and five thumps for call forwarding."
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communication, communications, drum, drums, drum beat, drum beats, drumbeat, drumbeats, drum-beat, drum-beats, call, calls, call waiting, helpline, helplines, drummer, drummers, drumming, communicate, communicates, communicating, tribe, tribes, call forwarding, call centre, call centres, call center, call centers"Have your people get in touch with my people."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, talking pets, talking dogs, pet conversations, assistant, assistants, your people, my people, call, phone, telephone, get in touchEmergency numbers on a telephone.
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telephone, telephones, phone, phones, calling, phoning, call, calls, speed dial, emergency, emergencies, emergency number, emergency numbers, therapist, therapists, haircolorist, haircolorists, haircolourist, haircolourists, hair colorist, hair colorists, hair colourist, hair colourists, manicurist, manicurists, nutritionist, nutritionists, chiropractor, chiropractors, astrologer, astrologers, police"Le roi s'amuse. Now put your father on the phone."
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king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, kid, kids, child, children, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, conversation, conversations, talking with kids, talking with children, humor, humour, joke, jokes, joking, le roi s'amuse, victor hugo, word play, wordplay"I'd like to report some bad guys."
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old west, wild west, western, westerns, film, films, mid-west, midwest, regional, cowboy, cowboys, rancher, ranchers, ranger, rangers, desert, deserts, middle of nowhere, middle of the desert, crime, report, reporting, victim, victims, calling 911, 911, calling 999, 999, pants, trousers, bad guy, bad guys, stolen, robbed, robbery, robberies, call, calls, crime against fashion, fashion crimes, fashion, fashion victim, fashion victims"Oscar Meyer or Hormel?"
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food, food shopping, food store, food stores, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets, brand, brands, meat, processed meat, call, calls, calling, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, preference, preferences, preferred, choice, choices, decision, decisions, choosing, deciding, modern life"Everything's fine, thanks."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, lazy, laziness, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, call, calls, calling, technology, modern life"Whom should I say is calling?"
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cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, feline, felines, bird, birds, mice, mouse, animal, animals, talking animals, talking animal, talking bird, talking birds, doorman, bellhop, reception, receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, office, offices, calling, call, calls, pet, pets, pest, pests, pet owner, pet owners"What the hell do you want? You know this is my busiest day, Mother!"
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florist, florists, flower shop, flower shops, flower store, flower stores, flower, flowers, plant, plants, mother's day, holiday, holidays, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, adult kids, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, busy, too busy, busiest day, angry, anger, upset, distracting, frustrated, relationship, relationships, son, sons"Here's the deal, Kim. I pick up eggs and butter, but no dry cleaning."
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broker, brokers, marriage, married life, husband, husbands, shopping, men, man, negotiate, negotiating, negotiation, negotiation skills, call, calls, wife, wives, groceries, grocery, home, housewife, grocery shopping, metropolitan, metropolitan life, urban life, urban, seedy, sleazy, businessman, businessmen, never off the clock, workaholic, work a holic, work-a-holic, work addiction, exec, execs, deal, deals, art of the deal, wheeler dealer, movie, movies, film, films, chores, chore, relationship, relationship building, relationships"I don't know why. I just suddenly felt like calling."
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cellphone, cellphones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, cell phone, cell phones, smartphone, smartphones, ubiquitous, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, omnipresent, ever-present, stimulus, stimuli, impetus"Anyone here named Hippity?"
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hippity hop, bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, hippity-hop, bunny ears, bar, bars, barmen, barman, landlord, landlords, patron, patrons, rabbit ears, call, calls, telephone, telephones, phone call, phone calls"If it's my pride, I'm not here"
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, cocktail, cocktails, martini, martinis, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, lion, lions, pride, prides, hiding, escaping, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, avoiding, family, families, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses"No, no, no-stay as late as you want. In fact, divorce me."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, late, staying out late, coming home late, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, absent husband, absent husbands"Oh, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, sir."
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, conversation, conversations, laugh, laughing, laughter, fake laugh, fake laughter, hierarchy, insincere, forced laugh, forced laughter, sycophant, sycophants, flattery"Let me see what my mother wants — aside from attention."
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woman, women, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, parent, parents, daughter, daughters, attention, attention-seeking, attention-seeker, attention-seekers, attention-hog, attention-hogs, needy, attachment, attachment issues, separation anxiety, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, text, texts, texting, message, messages, messaging, mother-daughter relationships, family, families"Can you hang on a sec? I think I just took another picture of my ear."
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businessman, businessmen, man, men, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, call, calls, calling, technology, camera, cameras, picture, pictures, photo, photos, ear, ears, accident, accidents, accidental, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, modern problem, modern problems, modern life"It's a simple stress test - I do your blood work, send it to the lab, and never get back to you with the results."
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