"No, no. It's three thumps for call waiting and ﬁve thumps for call forwarding."
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"Your call is important to us."
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"Do you want Regular Hold or our new Power Hold?"
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"1-800 Herd of Elephants."
"The monarchy is strong, but I needed something with health insurance."
"We are experiencing high call volume. Please do not hold."
"Hello. You have reached the Palace. If you wish to speak to the King, press '1' now. If you wish to speak to the Queen, press '2' now. If you wish to speak to the Chancellor of the Exchequer, press '3' now. And if you wish to speak to the Minister of Cul
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"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes and used in a hilarious mix for our annual office party."
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"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"
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"This is the New York 'Times' Business Poll again, Mr. Landau. Do you feel better or worse about the economy than you did twenty minutes ago?"
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"This isn't a sales call? Aren't all calls, in the final analysis, sales calls?"
"How can I be of no assistance whatsoever?"
"We have a wonderful research department and they've identified you as a potentially hot prospect."
"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes, depending on how well we confuse you."
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A Courtesy Call