The Pen is Mightier than the Sword
King Arthur And The Attorneys Of The Round Table
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"How about some little pads and pencils?"
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"Hobart, this is Merlin, my science adviser."
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"Sit tight, chief-I'll take you out where the big swords are."
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"I am the Lady of the Lake, and because thou hast defiled my crystal waters I must hence smite thee. That or penalize thee a stroke. Your call."
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"Stop it! You're killing me!"
Lady of the Remote
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"Let's make the bill easy and just split it."
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Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.
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"There's been a change in plans. Instead of Abilene, we're going to Camelot."
Hand holding a cellphone rises up from the pool of a fountain
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"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."
"Use thy core!"
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"Whoa, Galahad-you've got a bad case of knight face."
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Spoon in the Soup/Sword in the Lake
"The road ahead is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."
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