"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."
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"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."
Tags:outdoors, outdoorsman, outdoorsmen, outdoors man, outdoors men, cabin, cabins, camp, camps, camping, campsite, campsites, vermin, pest, pests, insect, insects, bug, bugs, romance, romantic, getaway, getaways, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, rough it, roughing it, nature, natural world, love, valentine, valentines, valentine's day, valentines day, tick, ticks, discomfort, uncomfortable, anniversary, anniversaries
"It's getting serious. They're spending two weeks together at tennis camp."
Tags:mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, camp, summer camp, tennis camp, tennis camps, tennis, summer camps, relationship, relationships, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, gossip, gossiping, gossiper, gossipers, woman, women, date, dates, dating
Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"
Tags:tabloid, tabloids, mass media, reality, reality tv, rv, recreational vehicle, caravan, caravans, camper, camper van, camping, camp, drive, driving, drives, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, summer, summery, annual leave, leave, bumper sticker, bumper stickers, road, roads, road safety, drive safely, safety, safely, safe, highway, highways, road trip
Journal Entry Six.
Tags:suburbia, suburban, urban life, urban living, middle america, modern america, modern life, modern world, urban, urban legend, legend, legends, campfire, camp fire, campfire story, campfire stories, story, stories, spooky, scary, scary story, scary stories, halloween, ghost story, ghost stories, camp, camping, camper, campers, camp out, camp-out, pilates, pilates instructor, middle class, middle classes, millennial, millennials
"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."
Tags:canada, forest, forests, woods, trees, tree, wild, wilderness, camping, camp, camper, campers, outdoors, great outdoors, tent, tents, canoe, canoes, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, drunk, vodka, not enough, running out, bored, boredom, dull, boring, middle of nowhere, nature, tourist, tourists, tourism, travel, trip, trips, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays
"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."
"This is really putting a crimp in my plan to live in the woods and survive off nothing but berries and grubs."
Tags:survivalist, survivalists, survive, survives, rough it, roughs it, roughing it, live in the woods, living in the woods, woods, cabin, cabins, log cabin, log cabins, fantasy, mansion, mansions, upper class, upper classes, common people, butler, butlers, rich, riches, camp, camps, camping, camper, campers, test yourself, testing yourself, inconvenience, inconveniences, life of luxury, lives of luxury, luxurious, accommodations
"The fresh mountain air is starting to depress me."
Tags:holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, mountain, mountains, fresh air, camp, camping, camper, campers, hike, hiker, hikers, hiking, backpacker, backpackers, backpacking, wilderness, the wilderness, pollution, tourist, tourists, city life, urban life, depressed, depressing, modern life, modern attitudes
"Which of these summer camps would you like to be shipped off to?"
Tags:summer camp, summer camps, sleepaway camp, sleepaway camps, camp, camps, camper, campers, camping, summer, summer holidays, summer break, summer vacation, child, children, kid, kids, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, ship off, sent away, send away, sent, send, ship, shipped, break from the kids, break from the children, family, families, summertime, fun, childhood
"All right, boys, we're had our fun."
"No, last year he went to summer camp. This year he went to prison."
Tags:camp, camps, camper, campers, summer camp, summer camps, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, punishments, juvie, juvenile detention, bad behavior, bad behaviour, misbehaving, discipline, growing up, teen, teens, teenager, adolescent, adolescence, troubled, youth crime
"I didn't go anywhere this summer. I was home-camped."
A vampire in a canoe.
An alleyway leads to a scenic area.
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"Don't worry. When I was ten I flew alone from Colombia to Azerbaijan with a backpack full of black-tar heroin, and I survived."
Tags:heroin trade, drug mule, drug mules, drug carrier, drug carriers, misspent youth, misspent youths, crimes, criminal, criminals, field trip, field trips, schooltrip, school trip, school trips, overnight, summer camp, summer camps, camp, camps, worrier, worriers, worrying, parent, parents, reminisce, role model, role models, kid, kids, family life, family-life, courier, couriers
Winooski - A camp for sort of gifted boys.
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"And I don't want to hear any of this 'There are no cameras following us so what's the point?' stuff."
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, couples therapy, counselling, counsellor, counsellors, couples, counselling, marriage therapy, marriage counselling, counseling, counselor, counselors, couples counseling, marriage couneling, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, abandon, abandoning, abandonment, abandoned, camp, camps, summer camp, summer camps, sleepaway camp, sleepaway camps, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, separation anxiety
"He's trustworthy, loyal, obedient, cheerful, and all that, but he leans to the left."
Tags:scout, scouts, boy scout, boy scouts, kid, kids, child, childhood, camp, camps, scout camp, scout camps, summer camp, summer camps, left, leftist, left wing, left winger, left wingers, socialism, socialist, socialists, trustworthy, trustworthiness, loyal, loyalty, obedience, obedient, cheerful, cheerfulness, political view, political views, tolerance, tolerant, differing political views
"Aged ten, Camp Potawatamee in the Catskills, thirty-?ve demerits. Forgot about that one, eh?"
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, underworld, hell, devil, devils, demon, demons, hades, lucifer, satan, sinner, sinners, sins, demerit, demerits, point, points, camp, camps, camping, camper, campers, summer camp, summer camps, list, lists, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, punishments, businessman, businessmen, mistake, mistakes, bad behavior, bad behaviour
"I guess I just like living out under the stars and hunting for what I eat. Plus, I had a ton of credit-card debt."
Tags:credit card, credit cards, debt, debts, off the grid, going off the grid, rough it, roughing it, nature, environmentalist, environmentalists, camp, camps, camping, camper, campers, disconnect, disconnecting, escape, escapes, escaping, debtor, debtors, self-interest, self-interested, hunter, hunters, hunting, justification, justifications, avoiding responsibility
"What ever became of the days, Béla, when we all used to dance with wild abandon by the firelight."
"Why are these things always such pathetic kitsch?"
Tags:bird, birds, bird house, birdhouse, bird houses, bird houses, bird box, bird boxes, property, properties, new property, new property, new build, new builds, owning property, real estate, kitsch, tacky, over decoration, over decorated, camp, twee, gimmick, gimmicky, artificial, false, aves, house, house, home, homes, unnecessary, pathetic, aesthetic, aesthetic appeal, no substance, lack of sunstance