"Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders."
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shareholder, shareholders, stock, stockmarket, stockmarkets, stock market, stock markets, stockbroker, stockbrokers, priority, priorities, profit, profits, profit motive, profit motives, armageddon, apocalypse, post-apocalyptic, post-apocalypse, environmental destruction, catastrophe, catastrophes, extinction, human extinction, extinctions, value, bottom line, bottom lines, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, late capitalism, nuclear fallout, fallout, environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists, pollution, polluter, polluters, campfire, campfires, camp fire, camp fires, camp fire story, camp fire stories, scary story, scary stories, environment, corporation, corporations, corporate greed"Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders."
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shareholder, shareholders, stock, stockmarket, stockmarkets, stock market, stock markets, stockbroker, stockbrokers, priority, priorities, profit, profits, profit motive, profit motives, armageddon, apocalypse, post-apocalyptic, post-apocalypse, environmental destruction, catastrophe, catastrophes, extinction, human extinction, extinctions, value, bottom line, bottom lines, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, late capitalism, nuclear fallout, fallout, environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists, pollution, polluter, polluters, campfire, campfires, camp fire, camp fires, camp fire story, camp fire stories, scary story, scary stories, environment, corporation, corporations, corporate greed"Very scary, Jennifer—does anyone else have an H.M.O. horror story?"
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hmo, hmos, h.m.o., h.m.o.s, insurance, medical insurance, healthcare, health care, bureaucracy, bureaucracies, bureaucratic nightmare, bureaucratic nightmares, scary story, scary stories, campfire, campfires, campfire story, campfire stories, scare, scares, frighten, frightens, horror story, horror stories, medical debt, medical bill, medical bills"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."
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dining, dinner, food, foods, hickory, hickory smoke, hickory smoked, smoked meat, smoked meats, flavor, flavors, flavour, flavours, camping, campfire, campfires, cowboy, cowboys, meat, meats, poultry, bird, birds, cook, cooking, western flavor, western flavour, nature, campsite, campsitesSuburban Legend
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suburbia, suburban, urban life, urban living, middle america, modern america, modern life, modern world, urban, urban legend, legend, legends, campfire, camp fire, campfire story, campfire stories, story, stories, spooky, scary, scary story, scary stories, halloween, ghost story, ghost stories, camp, camping, camper, campers, camp out, camp-out, pilates, pilates instructor, middle class, middle classes, millennial, millennials"Grandpa Windsong, tell us another story from the sixties!"
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hippy, hippies, hippie, aging, ageing, sixties, nostalgia, nostalgic, grandfather, grandfathers, grandparent, grandparents, grandpa, grandpas, story, stories, boomer, boomers, baby boomer, baby boomers, campfire, campfires, bore, bores, boring, stoner, stoners, flower child, flower children, peacenik, peaceniks, old hippy, old hippies, generation gap, generation gaps"If you ask me, the fire has the most potential, but it's the smoke that has people talking."
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cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, fire, fires, campfire, smoke, smoking, smokes, smoky, potential, profit, profitable, public relations, pr, market, markets, marketing, marketting, market research, tech"Run, everybody - run for your life! It's them - it's the Koch brothers!"
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koch brothers, charles koch, david koch, donor, donors, political donor, political donors, donate, donates, donation, donations, donor class, donor classes, scary story, scary stories, boogeyman, bogeyman, boogeymen, bogeymen, liberal, liberals, democrat, democrats, democratic party, campfire, campfire story, campfire stories, left wing, philanthropist, philanthropists, campaign finance, campaign finance reform"How do you respond to critics who claim you're just trying to scare people?"
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critic, critics, scare, scares, scaring, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, press conference, press conferences, press briefing, press briefings, interview, interviews, white house, president, presidents, press pool, press pools, campfire, campfires, campfire story, campfire stories, scary story, scary stories, political agenda, political agendas, flashlight, flashlights, torch, torches, journalist, journalists, journalism, frighten, frightens, frightening, press secretary, press secretaries"I hope you all brought books to read."
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summer camp, summer camps, campfire, campfires, campfire story, campfire stories, quiet reading, silent reading, quiet reading session, quiet reading sessions, boy scout, boy scouts, summer camp leader, summer camp leaders, summer camp activity, summer camp activities, reading, disappointment, disappoints"I wanted a toaster."
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toaster, toasters, cavemen, caveman, cavewomen, cavewoman, toast, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances, electrical appliance, electrical appliances, toasts, fire, fires, prehistory, prehistoric, gift, gifts, present, presents, dissatisfied, cooking, early civilization, campfire, campfires, early civilisation, primitive civilisation, primitive civilization, nag, nags, nagging, nagged"The system's down."
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computer, computers, computer system, computer systems, computer network, computer networks, system failure, system failures, fire, fires, lighting a fire, campfire, campfires, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, caveman, cavemen, cave dweller, cave dwellers, early man, the stone age, neanderthal, neanderthal, prehistory"But the Wi-Fi kept cutting out. The only choice they had left was to unplug the router, wait ten seconds, and THEN PLUG IT BACK IN!"
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modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, modern technology, modern technologies, wifi, internet, the internet, millennial, millennials, gen-z, gen z, generation z, teen, teens, teenager, ghost story, ghost stories, scary story, scary stories, wi-fi, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, camping, camper, campers, campfire, campfires, campfire story, campfire stories, bad internet, no internet"Kinda makes you feel insignificant and incredibly hot, doesn't it?"
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star, stars, emptiness, space, void, voids, on fire, fire, fires, campfires, deep, profound, intense, misunderstand, misunderstood, attribute, attributes, camping, camps, camped, heat, warm, campfire, campfires, camp fire, camp fires, sky, stargazing, star gazing, stargazers, stargaze, heat, insignificant, small, tiny"And that's when he realized he wasn't on the partner track at all!"
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equity partners, equity partner, partner track, partner tracks, office politics, corporate ladder, business ladder, promotional ladder, promotional ladders, business ladders, businessmen, businessman, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, horror story, horror stories, scary story, scary stories, campfire, campfires, law firm, law firms, partner, partners, career plan, career plans, career path, career paths"Would any of you guys be offended if I told a joke that is a touch prurient?"
"I like it!"
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