"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."
Tags:outdoors, outdoorsman, outdoorsmen, outdoors man, outdoors men, cabin, cabins, camp, camps, camping, campsite, campsites, vermin, pest, pests, insect, insects, bug, bugs, romance, romantic, getaway, getaways, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, rough it, roughing it, nature, natural world, love, valentine, valentines, valentine's day, valentines day, tick, ticks, discomfort, uncomfortable, anniversary, anniversaries
Blowing up the camping mattress.
Tags:camping, camper, campers, happy camper, happy campers, blow up mattress, blow up mattresses, blow up bed, blow up beds, inflatable mattress, inflatable mattresses, camping mattress, camping mattresses, inflatable furniture, blow up furniture, home from home, home comforts, glamping, home away from home, glamper, glampers, hobbyist, hobbyists, dedicated, dedication
Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"
Tags:tabloid, tabloids, mass media, reality, reality tv, rv, recreational vehicle, caravan, caravans, camper, camper van, camping, camp, drive, driving, drives, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, summer, summery, annual leave, leave, bumper sticker, bumper stickers, road, roads, road safety, drive safely, safety, safely, safe, highway, highways, road trip
Journal Entry Six.
"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."
Tags:suburbia, suburban, urban life, urban living, middle america, modern america, modern life, modern world, urban, urban legend, legend, legends, campfire, camp fire, campfire story, campfire stories, story, stories, spooky, scary, scary story, scary stories, halloween, ghost story, ghost stories, camp, camping, camper, campers, camp out, camp-out, pilates, pilates instructor, middle class, middle classes, millennial, millennials
"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."
Tags:canada, forest, forests, woods, trees, tree, wild, wilderness, camping, camp, camper, campers, outdoors, great outdoors, tent, tents, canoe, canoes, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, drunk, vodka, not enough, running out, bored, boredom, dull, boring, middle of nowhere, nature, tourist, tourists, tourism, travel, trip, trips, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays
"This is really putting a crimp in my plan to live in the woods and survive off nothing but berries and grubs."
Tags:survivalist, survivalists, survive, survives, rough it, roughs it, roughing it, live in the woods, living in the woods, woods, cabin, cabins, log cabin, log cabins, fantasy, mansion, mansions, upper class, upper classes, common people, butler, butlers, rich, riches, camp, camps, camping, camper, campers, test yourself, testing yourself, inconvenience, inconveniences, life of luxury, lives of luxury, luxurious, accommodations
"The fresh mountain air is starting to depress me."
Tags:holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, mountain, mountains, fresh air, camp, camping, camper, campers, hike, hiker, hikers, hiking, backpacker, backpackers, backpacking, wilderness, the wilderness, pollution, tourist, tourists, city life, urban life, depressed, depressing, modern life, modern attitudes
"Which of these summer camps would you like to be shipped off to?"
Tags:summer camp, summer camps, sleepaway camp, sleepaway camps, camp, camps, camper, campers, camping, summer, summer holidays, summer break, summer vacation, child, children, kid, kids, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, ship off, sent away, send away, sent, send, ship, shipped, break from the kids, break from the children, family, families, summertime, fun, childhood
"All right, boys, we're had our fun."
"I didn't go anywhere this summer. I was home-camped."
A vampire in a canoe.
An alleyway leads to a scenic area.
Tags:scenic, scenic area, scenic areas, alley, alleys, alleyway, alleyways, landscape, landscapes, nature, natural world, city, cities, urban, urban environment, urban environments, urban decay, urban jungle, urban jungles, escape, escapes, escaping, break free, breaks free, breaking free, break out, breaks out, breaking out, dreary, dreariness, beach, beaches, waterfall, waterfalls, beauty, wonder, awe, awesome, camp, camps, camping, vacation, vacations, secret passage, secret passages, holiday, holidays, holidaying
Winooski - A camp for sort of gifted boys.
Tags:camp, camps, camping, summer camp, summer camps, gifted, gifted child, gifted children, prodigy, prodigies, child prodigy, child prodigies, intelligent, intelligence, underachiever, underachievers, underachieving, inferior, inferiority, inferiority complex, inferiority complexes, smart, smarts, academic, academics
"And I don't want to hear any of this 'There are no cameras following us so what's the point?' stuff."
"But the Wi-Fi kept cutting out. The only choice they had left was to unplug the router, wait ten seconds, and THEN PLUG IT BACK IN!"
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, modern technology, modern technologies, wifi, internet, the internet, millennial, millennials, gen-z, gen z, generation z, teen, teens, teenager, ghost story, ghost stories, scary story, scary stories, wi-fi, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, camping, camper, campers, campfire, campfires, campfire story, campfire stories, bad internet, no internet
"Aged ten, Camp Potawatamee in the Catskills, thirty-?ve demerits. Forgot about that one, eh?"
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, underworld, hell, devil, devils, demon, demons, hades, lucifer, satan, sins, demerit, demerits, point, points, camp, camps, camping, camper, campers, summer camp, summer camps, list, lists, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, punishments, businessman, businessmen, mistake, mistakes, bad behavior, bad behaviour
"I hate camping, but I love shopping at L.L. Bean."
"I guess I just like living out under the stars and hunting for what I eat. Plus, I had a ton of credit-card debt."
Tags:credit card, credit cards, debt, debts, off the grid, going off the grid, rough it, roughing it, nature, environmentalist, environmentalists, camp, camps, camping, camper, campers, disconnect, disconnecting, escape, escapes, escaping, debtor, debtors, self-interest, self-interested, hunter, hunters, hunting, justification, justifications, avoiding responsibility
"What ever became of the days, Béla, when we all used to dance with wild abandon by the firelight."
"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"
Tags:wine, wines, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, bottle, chardonnay, riesling, dog, dogs, fetch, go fetch, smart dog, trained dog, dog training, camp, camping, outdoors, outdoorsmen, men, man, manly, fire, fire pit, bonfire, tent, campsite, winter, drinker, drinkers, wine lovers, wine writers, wine bloggers, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners
"Don't worry! I just came to tell you I'm not like other grizzly bears."
"I always end up being attracted to the ones who wear cheap insect repellent."
Tags:girl, girls, kid, kids, child, children, summer camp, summer camps, camp, camps, cologne, colognes, perfume, perfumes, relationship, relationships, pretentious, snob, snobby, snobs, picky, attraction, attractive, attracted, insect repellent, bug spray, bug sprays, insect repellents, smelly, smells, smell, camping
The old woman who lives in a shoe uses a roller skate as an RV.
Tags:nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, fictional character, fictional characters, there was an old woman who lived in a shoe, footwear, shoe, shoes, roller skate, roller skates, roller blades, trailer, trailers, rv, rvs, camper, campers, trailer park, trailer parks, campground, campgrounds, beach, beaches, camping, travelling, traveling