Cancer Cartoons

"Now with a firm twist, I'll remove his attorney."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC42199
High Res:
2025x1457 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, legal team, legal teams, growth, growths, tumor, tumors, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, operation, operations, removal, removals, legal representation, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, hospital, hospitals, procedure, procedures, removal, removals, legal representative, cancer, cancers

Surprise Party

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC28658
High Res:
2945x2223 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
surprise, surprises, bad news, ugly surprise, ugly surprises, pregnant, pregnancy, fail, fails, failing, failure, failures, cancer, malignant, malignancy, divorce, divorces, surprise party, surprise parties, birthday party, birthday parties, flunk, flunks, fired, firing, firings, unexpected, news, shock, shocks, shocking, surprising, unfortunate

"Good news, Mrs. Bryant - I think we got it all."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC42138
High Res:
1946x1510 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
surgery, surgeries, cancer, cancers, tumor, tumors, tumour, tumours, removal, removals, procedure, procedures, medical procedure, medical procedures, cancer battle, cancer battles, get it all, got it all, good news, hospital bed, hospital beds

"Hey, Gramps, is 'deathbed' one word or two?"

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC39048
High Res:
2133x2145 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
grandpa, grandpas, grandfather, grandfathers, deathbed, deathbeds, insensitive, death bed, death beds, spell check, spellcheck, dying, die, dies, dead, hospital, hospitals, teen, teens, teenager, teenagers, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, carefree, rude, rudeness, tasteless, uncouth, question, questions, cancer, cancers

"I'm afraid Mr. Bickles has some bad news."

Artist:
Diffee, Matthew
Search ID:
CC125454
High Res:
3759x4140 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
bearer of bad news, bad news, deliver bad news, delivering bad news, puppet, puppets, puppetry, marionette, marionettes, ventriloquist, ventriloquists, ventriloquism, handpuppet, hand puppet, hand puppets, diagnosis, diagnoses, cancer, cancer diagnosis, inappropriate

Everyday Hospice

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC142266
High Res:
4750x3926 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
hospice, hospice care, hospice worker, hospice workers, palliative care, end of life, end of life care, free reign, given free reign, terminal, incurable, diagnosis, diagnoses, illness, illnesses, cancer, disease, diseases, live it up, living it up, freedom, freedoms, free up, frees up, freeing up, end of life, last days

"Although it's nothing serious, let's keep an eye on it to make sure it doesn't turn into a major lawsuit."

Artist:
Weyant, Christopher
Search ID:
CC124240
High Res:
3107x3017 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
lawsuit, lawsuits, growth, growths, defensive medicine, defensive medical decision, defensive medical decisions, defensive medical decision making, malpractice, malpractice suit, malpractice suits, sue, sues, suing, ambulance chaser, ambulance chasers, ambulance chasing, skin cancer, skin tag, skin tags, mole, moles, dermatology, dermatologist, dermatologists, cancer, cancers, oncologist, oncologists, oncology, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, malpractice, medical malpractice

"Hop? Jig? Dance? You're a dancer? Sounds like? Prancer? Cancer? Cancer! I got cancer!"

Artist:
O'Brien, John
Search ID:
CC43786
High Res:
2698x2045 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
charade, charades, playing charades, diagnosis, diagnoses, cancer, oncology, oncologist, oncologists, sounds like, clue, clues, rhyme, rhymes, rhyming, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, cancer, cancers, guess, guesses, guessing, guessing game, guessing games, bad news, bearer of bad news, bearers of bad news

"Anyhoo, it's malignant."

Artist:
Suits, Julia
Search ID:
CC124007
High Res:
3263x2594 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
malignant, malignancy, cancer, cancer diagnosis, cancer diagnoses, oncologist, oncologists, oncology, bedside manner, sensitive, sensitivity, insensitive, insensitivity, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, rude, rudeness, impolite, thoughtless, anyhoo, casual, overly casual, exam, exams, examination, examinsation, patient, patients, diagnosis, diagnose, diagnoses, diagnosing

"Good news—it's not colon cancer, it's tinsel."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CX304500
High Res:
3000x2875 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, animal doctor, animal doctors, vet clinic, vet clinics, animal hospital, animal hospitals, veterinarian clinic, veterinarian clinics, medical, medicine, good news, diagnosis, diagnoses, cancer, colon cancer, stomach problems, stomach issues, digestive issues, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, christmas, xmas, yule, noel, decoration, decorations, tinsel

"Well, don't just stand there looking precancerous."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC46097
High Res:
1860x1520 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
sunbather, sunbathers, sunbathing, sunbath, beach, beaches, seaside, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, skin cancer, skin cancers, cancer, cancers, cancerous, disease, diseases, dermatologist, dermatologists, dermatology, beach chair, beach chairs, unhelpful, wife, wives, husband, husbands, nag, nags, nagging, sun cream, suncream, sun-cream

The Eight Original Dwarves

Artist:
Leighton, Robert
Search ID:
RC602122
High Res:
2397x2874 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dwarves, dwarf, little people, princess, malignancy, malignant, tumor, tumour, cancer, cancerous, dead, death, dying, died, die, passed, passed away, malignant tumor, malignant tumour, brothers grimm, brothers grim, german, germany, fairy tale, fairytale, fairy-tale, unhappy ending, magic, magic mirror, poison, poisonous, poisoned apple, evil, evil witch, witch, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, aggressive cancer, terminal, terminal cancer

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC120119
High Res:
2000x1400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
death, dead, grim reaper, grim reaper, reaper, reapers, smoking, smokers, smoker, cigarette, cigarettes, tobacco, bad health, health, unhealthy, medical problems, health effects, health problems, cancer, lung cancer, future, futures, notepad, notepads, note, notes, notebook, notebooks, deadly, disease, disease, hazardous, health hazard, quit smoking

"If it's not safe to go in the water and it's not safe to go in the sun, why did you bring me here?"

Artist:
Haefeli, William
Search ID:
CC44200
High Res:
1875x2260 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
beach, beaches, seaside, seashore, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, water, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, safe, safety, unsafe, protect, protection, water safety, swimming, drowning, danger, dangerous, risky, sun, sunny, uv rays, uv, sunburn, sunburns, cancer, skin cancer, heatstroke, pollution, water pollution, ozone depletion, bored, boring, limited, restricted, complaint, complaints, complaining, whining, whinging, environment, environmental issues, environmental problems

"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC47153
High Res:
1814x2142 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
cancer, lung cancer, bad idea, bad ideas, bad habit, bad habits, cancer research, cancer researcher, cancer researchers, cancer breakthrough, cancer breakthroughs, cigar, cigars, cigarette, cigarettes, smoking, smoker, smokers, smoking habit, smoking habits, celebration, celebrations, celebrating, irresponsible, irresponsibility

"Congratulations! I think we got it all."

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
RC602012
High Res:
2511x2261 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
doctor, doctors, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, in surgery, hospital, hospitals, cancer, cancerous, cancers, get well soon, ill, illness, unwell, patient, patients, recover, recovery, recovering, recuperate, recuperating, recuperation, amputate, amputation, amputations, cancer treatment, cancer treatments, overkill, mistake, mistakes, unnecessary, misjudge, misjudging, misjudged

"I'll tell you, mock jury duty beats cancer testing."

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC124279
High Res:
4623x3868 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, mice, mouse, rat, rats, lab rats, lab rat, testing, animal testing, cancer, medical testing, laboratory, laboratories, lab, labs, medical, test, tests, pretend, mock, jury, juries, jury duty, jury service, law, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, civic duty, forced, inhumane, boring, dull, legal, juror, jurors, better, worse, justice, judicial system, legal system, courts system

"He died after a long battle with me."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC134585
High Res:
4495x3445 pixels (unwatermarked)
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couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationship, long-term relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, illness, illnesses, terminal illness, terminal illnesses, incurable disease, incurable diseases, dying, cancer, cancers

"We're going to beat this thing apart."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC124360
High Res:
5000x3999 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
bedside manner, beat this thing, beats this thing, beating this thing, cancer, cancers, cancer diagnosis, cancer diagnoses, diagnosis, diagnoses, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, ill, illness, illnesses, sick, sickness, sicknesses, separate, separates, separating, reassure, reassures, reassuring, reassurance, reassurances, patient, patients, help, helps, helping, helper, helpers

Astrological accidents.

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC44123
High Res:
1588x1762 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
accident, accidents, circle, horoscope, horoscopes, zodiac, zodiacs, zodiac sign, zodiac signs, astrology, astrologer, astrologers, astrological sign, astrological signs, aries, taurus, gemini, cancer, leo, virgo, libra, scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn, aquarius, pisces, constellation, constellations, astronomy, astronomer, astronomers

"Nope, that one's benign too."

Artist:
Byrnes, Pat
Search ID:
WJ500213
High Res:
1944x2162 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
cow, cows, black and white cow, black and white cows, mole, moles, anxiety, anxious, cancer, cancers, skin cancer, benign tumor, benign tumors, benign mole, benign moles, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, get well soon, relief

"It wasn't a carcinoma at all- it was just an itty-bitty attorney."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CX304383
High Res:
3200x2497 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, legal representation, legal representative, legal representatives, surgery, in surgery, surgeon, surgeons, operation, operations, operating, operating theater, operating theaters, operating room, operating rooms, operating theatre, operating theatres, carcinoma, carcinomas, cancer, cancers, get well soon, good news, successful operation, successful operations

"You have the most adorable lesions in your lungs."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
RC602019
High Res:
2765x2488 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, md, mds, patient, patients, diagnose, diagnosis, diagnoses, ill, illness, sick, sickness, lesion, lesions, lung, lungs, solitary pulmonary nodule, spn, solitary lesion, solitary lesions, solitary coin lesion, cancer, cancers, cancerous, benign, biopsy, biopsies, teddy, teddies, teddy bear, teddy bears, adorable, adorableness, inappropriate, inappropriateness, inappropriate reaction, inappropriate reactions

Carcinoco

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC29710
High Res:
2820x2033 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
carcinoma, carcinomas, carcinogenic, smoking, smoker, smokers, bad habit, bad habits, filthy habit, filthy habits, cancer, cancers, lung cancer, sue, suing, law suit, law suits, unethical, immoral, tobacco, no smoking, thank you for not smoking, unhealthy, unhealthiness, addictive, addiction, nicotine, nicotine addiction, nicotine addicts, nicotine addicts, modern life, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists

"The results show your masculinity to be benign, but let's keep an eye on it."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
EQ100261
High Res:
1852x1068 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
masculine, masculinity, toxic masculinity, toxic, toxicity, benign, diagnose, diagnosis, diagnoses, test result, test results, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, diagnosing, cancer, cancers, cancerous, oncologist, oncologists, oncology, feminist, feminists, men, man, invasive, threaten, threatens, threatening, keep an eye on it, observe, observes, observing, observation, observations, under observation, patient, patients