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Cancer Cartoons
Cancer cartoon 1 of 33
"If it's not safe to go in the water and it's not safe to go in the sun, why did you bring me here?"
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beach, beaches, seaside, seashore, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, water, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, safe, safety, unsafe, protect, protection, water safety, swimming, drowning, danger, dangerous, risky, sun, sunny, uv rays, uv, sunburn, sunburns, cancer, skin cancer, heatstroke, pollution, water pollution, ozone depletion, bored, boring, limited, restricted, complaint, complaints, complaining, whining, whinging, environment, environmental issues, environmental problemsCancer cartoon 2 of 33
"Now with a firm twist, I'll remove his attorney."
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attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, legal team, legal teams, growth, growths, tumor, tumors, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, operation, operations, removal, removals, legal representation, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, hospital, hospitals, procedure, procedures, removal, removals, legal representative, cancer, cancersCancer cartoon 3 of 33
Surprise Party
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surprise, surprises, bad news, ugly surprise, ugly surprises, pregnancy, fail, fails, failing, failure, failures, cancer, malignant, malignancy, divorce, divorces, surprise party, surprise parties, birthday party, birthday parties, flunk, flunks, fired, firing, firings, unexpected, news, shock, shocks, shocking, surprising, unfortunateCancer cartoon 4 of 33
"Good news, Mrs. Bryant - I think we got it all."
Cancer cartoon 5 of 33
"Hey, Gramps, is 'deathbed' one word or two?"
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grandpa, grandpas, grandfather, grandfathers, deathbed, deathbeds, insensitive, death bed, death beds, spell check, spellcheck, dying, die, dies, dead, hospital, hospitals, teen, teens, teenager, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, carefree, rude, rudeness, tasteless, uncouth, question, questions, cancer, cancersCancer cartoon 6 of 33
"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, horoscope, horoscopes, zodiac, zodiac, astrology, star sign, star signs, western astrology, animal, animals, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, personification, bull, bulls, fish, ram, rams, crab, crabs, lion, lions, taurus, aeries, leo, pieces, cancer, relationship, relationships, dating, date, dates, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, compatibilityCancer cartoon 7 of 33
"Well, don't just stand there looking precancerous."
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sunbathers, sunbathing, sunbath, beach, beaches, seaside, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, skin cancer, skin cancers, cancer, cancers, cancerous, disease, diseases, dermatologist, dermatologists, dermatology, beach chair, beach chairs, unhelpful, wife, wives, husband, husbands, nag, nags, nagging, sun cream, suncream, sun-creamCancer cartoon 8 of 33
Astrological accidents.
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accident, accidents, circle, horoscope, horoscopes, zodiac, zodiacs, zodiac sign, zodiac signs, astrology, astrologer, astrologers, astrological sign, astrological signs, aries, taurus, gemini, cancer, leo, virgo, libra, scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn, aquarius, pisces, constellation, constellations, astronomy, astronomer, astronomersCancer cartoon 9 of 33
"What about all those nasty cracks you made about Philip Morris?"
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saint peter, st peter, heaven, heavens, die, dead, died, death, dying, smoker, smokers, smoking, tobacco, religion, religions, religious, christian, christians, christianity, health, unhealthy, bad habits, lung cancer, cancer, cancers, cancer causingCancer cartoon 10 of 33
"I'll tell you, mock jury duty beats cancer testing."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, mice, mouse, rat, rats, lab rats, lab rat, testing, animal testing, cancer, medical testing, laboratory, laboratories, lab, labs, medical, test, tests, pretend, mock, jury, juries, jury duty, jury service, law, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, civic duty, forced, inhumane, boring, dull, legal, juror, jurors, better, worse, justice, judicial system, legal system, courts systemCancer cartoon 11 of 33
"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar."
Cancer cartoon 12 of 33
"Nope, that one's benign too."
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cow, cows, black and white cow, black and white cows, mole, moles, anxiety, anxious, cancer, cancers, skin cancer, benign tumor, benign tumors, benign mole, benign moles, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, get well soon, relief,Cancer cartoon 13 of 33
"Hop? Jig? Dance? You're a dancer? Sounds like? Prancer? Cancer? Cancer! I got cancer!"
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charade, charades, playing charades, diagnosis, diagnoses, cancer, oncology, oncologist, oncologists, sounds like, clue, clues, rhyme, rhymes, rhyming, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, cancer, cancers, guess, guesses, guessing, guessing game, guessing games, bad news, bearer of bad news, bearers of bad newsCancer cartoon 14 of 33
"I'm afraid Mr. Bickles has some bad news."
Cancer cartoon 15 of 33
Carcinoco
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carcinoma, carcinomas, carcinogenic, smoking, smoker, smokers, bad habit, bad habits, filthy habit, filthy habits, cancer, cancers, lung cancer, sue, suing, law suit, law suits, unethical, immoral, tobacco, no smoking, thank you for not smoking, unhealthy, unhealthiness, addictive, addiction, nicotine, nicotine addiction, nicotine addicts, nicotine addicts, modern life, capitalism, capitalist, capitalistsCancer cartoon 16 of 33
"So did the fair princess ever develop melanoma?"
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, kid, kids, child, childhood, growing up, child rearing, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tale, fairy tales, melanoma, melanomas, malignant melanoma, malignant melanomas, skin cancer, skin cancers, cancer, cancers, fair skin, fair skinned, pale skin, pale skinned, beauty standard, beauty standard, difficult question, difficult questions, suncream, sunblock, sunscreenCancer cartoon 17 of 33
Everyday Hospice
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hospice, hospice care, hospice worker, hospice workers, palliative care, end of life, end of life care, free reign, given free reign, terminal, incurable, diagnosis, diagnoses, illness, illnesses, cancer, disease, diseases, live it up, living it up, freedom, freedoms, free up, frees up, freeing up, end of life, last daysCancer cartoon 18 of 33
Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers
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death, dead, grim reaper, grim reaper, reaper, reapers, smoking, smokers, smoker, tobacco, bad health, health, unhealthy, medical problems, health effects, health problems, cancer, lung cancer, future, futures, notepad, notepads, note, notes, notebook, notebooks, deadly, disease, disease, hazardous, health hazard, quit smokingCancer cartoon 19 of 33
"Anyhoo, it's malignant."
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malignant, malignancy, cancer, cancer diagnosis, cancer diagnoses, oncologist, oncologists, oncology, bedside manner, sensitive, sensitivity, insensitive, insensitivity, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, rude, rudeness, impolite, thoughtless, anyhoo, casual, overly casual, exam, exams, examination, examinsation, patient, patients, diagnosis, diagnose, diagnoses, diagnosingCancer cartoon 20 of 33
"Although it's nothing serious, let's keep an eye on it to make sure it doesn't turn into a major lawsuit."
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lawsuit, lawsuits, growth, growths, defensive medicine, defensive medical decision, defensive medical decisions, defensive medical decision making, malpractice, malpractice suit, malpractice suits, sue, sues, suing, ambulance chaser, ambulance chasers, ambulance chasing, skin cancer, skin tag, skin tags, mole, moles, dermatology, dermatologist, dermatologists, cancer, cancers, oncologist, oncologists, oncology, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, malpractice, medical malpracticeCancer cartoon 21 of 33
"We're going to beat this thing apart."
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bedside manner, beat this thing, beats this thing, beating this thing, cancer, cancers, cancer diagnosis, cancer diagnoses, diagnosis, diagnoses, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, ill, illness, illnesses, sick, sickness, sicknesses, separate, separates, separating, reassure, reassures, reassuring, reassurance, reassurances, patient, patients, help, helps, helping, helper, helpersCancer cartoon 22 of 33
"We found a lumpty."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, egg, eggs, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, fictional character, fictional characters, humpty dumpty, lump, lumps, growth, growths, tumor, tumors, tumour, tumours, cancer, bad newsCancer cartoon 23 of 33
"It wasn't a carcinoma at all- it was just an itty-bitty attorney."
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attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, legal representation, legal representative, legal representatives, surgery, in surgery, surgeon, surgeons, operation, operations, operating, operating theater, operating theaters, operating room, operating rooms, operating theatre, operating theatres, carcinoma, carcinomas, cancer, cancers, get well soon, good news, successful operation, successful operationsCancer cartoon 24 of 33
"Good news—it's not colon cancer, it's tinsel."
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vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, animal doctor, animal doctors, vet clinic, vet clinics, animal hospital, animal hospitals, veterinarian clinic, veterinarian clinics, medical, medicine, good news, diagnosis, diagnoses, cancer, colon cancer, stomach problems, stomach issues, digestive issues, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, christmas, xmas, yule, noel, decoration, decorations, tinselCancer cartoon 25 of 33
"He died after a long battle with me."
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couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, illness, illnesses, terminal illness, terminal illnesses, incurable disease, incurable diseases, dying, cancer, cancersMore cartoons with the keyword 'cancer'