Candies Cartoons

"Crust" "Mantle" "Creamy nougat center"

"The candy's for after dinner."

"I adore it. It's so near Schrafft's."

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

All-Candy Seder.

"What Hershey bar? I don't see any Hershey bar."

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

"Can't you tell? I'm a depressed and angry white working-class male."

"That's my little brother. He's all messed up on Skittles and Mountain Dew."

"The Stevensons sent over a lovely meat basket."

"We'll catch 'em and cook 'em when the sugar wears off."

Three surgeons operate on a piñata.

"Chocolate Jesuses!"

"Trick or treat, and here's a list of my known food allergies."

"Care for a sleazeball?"

"I love the sense of danger that comes with brushing up against childhood obesity."

Whale Piñata.

"Plain, buttered, or Ramon?"

"Look Hansel, a house made of broccoli."

"It's all part of our new inbound marketing strategy."

Goldilocks and the Three Gummi Bears

Sign at a border crossing saying "Welcome to the U.S.A. - We'll put M&M's in anything!"