"My advice is to learn all the tricks you can while you're young."
"Not guilty, because puppies do these things."
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"They moved my bowl."
"Is the homework fresh?"
"Your kids have left and gone on to lives of their own..." a dog yelps while his owner runs away.
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"Speaking personally, I haven't had my day, and I've never met any dog who has."
Tags:beg, begs, begging, public humiliation, public humiliations, humiliation, humiliations, humiliated, cat, cats, feline, felines, dog, dogs, canine, canines, natural enemy, natural enemies, loan officer, loan officers, banker, bankers, unprofessional, bank loan, bank loans, loan application, loan applications
"I'm not angry, I'm just very disappointed."
"Am I doing something wrong? You don't say 'Good dog' to me anymore."
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"I bit someone once. It tasted like chicken."
"That's the problem with e-mail - no one to bite."
Tags:mailmen, mailman, postmen, postman, mail-men, mail-man, post office, postal service, postal services, letter, letters, dog, dogs, canine, canines, natural enemy, natural enemies, bite, bites, dog attack, dog attacks, dog bite, dog bites, email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, technological advances, technological advancements, delivery men, delivery man
"Something is definitely going on. We're back to eating dog food."
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"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, retirement, retirements, oap, oaps, ball, chase, chases, chasing, dog walker, dog walkers, dog walking, family pet, canine behavior, dog behavior, dog behaviour, canine behaviour
"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."
"Chapter One: Call me Scooter..."
"Bad news. The mailman is going to attend the parole-board hearing."
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"For his next picture, my client wants creative control, script approval, and a percentage of the gross. Is that clear?"
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, cinema, cinemas, producer, producers, production, productions, movie, movies, film, films, screenwriter, screenwriters, scriptwriter, scriptwriters, creative control, creativity, agent, agents, showbusiness, show business, show biz, script approval, profit, profits
"The Woofs have it."
"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, sleep, sleeping, insomnia, night, nighttime, bed, beds, bedtime, sleepless, can't sleep, wide awake, lying awake, thinking, thought, thoughts, ball, fetch, fetching, playing fetch, problem, problems, anxiety, stress, worried, worry, worries, mental health
"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."
"Dry cleaning, pet store, Salvation Army - I'd be lost without my stickies on the dash!"
Tags:chore, chores, distraction, distractions, scatterbrained, scatterbrain, forgetful, easily distracted, forgetfulness, absent minded, absent mindedness, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, dog, dogs, driver, drivers, car, cars, canine, canines, chore, chores, to-do list, to do list, to-do lists, to do lists
A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.
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"It's nice, but is there room to swing a cat?"
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"Actually he's not begging."
"The dog ate my magnetic insoles."