"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"
Tags:hat, hats, cap, caps, hat shop, hat shops, hat store, hat stores, hatmaker, hatmakers, hatmaking, millinery, milliner, milliners, laugh, laughing, laughter, salesman, salesmen, strange, unusual, gaudy, flashy, fashion, style, menswear, men's fashion, clothes, clothing, men's clothing, men's clothes, embarrassing, personal style, personal appearances, fashion sense, looks, boutique, boutiques, consumerism, plaid, shopping, advice, world, man, men
"This is a nice restaurant. Turn your cap around."
Tags:rude, rudeness, manners, respectful, disrespect, disrespecting, hat, hats, wearing hats, wearing hats indoors, baseball cap, baseball caps, backwards, impudent, trend, trends, trendy, high class, upper class, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, casual, dress casual, casual wear, dressing casually, backwards cap, backwards caps, cap, caps
Gentlemen Without Caps Will Not be Served
Tags:diner, diners, diner car, diner cars, eating out, dining out, dress code, cress codes, black tie, black tie event, black tie events, fashions, trend, trends, following trends, cap, caps, baseball cap, baseball caps, refuse, refused, reject, rejected, rejection, rejections, modern life, modern times modern attitudes, cloths, clothing, dressing up, dress up, dress-up
Tips for boy with his finger in the Dike
Tags:hans brinker, the silver skates, dutch, dike, dikes, finger in the dike, dikes, tip, tipping, the legend of the boy and the dike, the boy and the dike, dutch, a story of life in holland, threatening, threat, blackmailing, the hero of haarlem, cap, caps, holland, netherlands, finger, flood, flooding, dam, dams, dyke, dykes, levee, levees, child, boy, boys, children, pay, money, book, literature, books, novel, novels
Uncle Sam tries on a police hat.
Tags:uncle sam, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, american symbol, american symbols, personification, hat, hats, cap, caps, top hat, top hats, police hat, police hat, police, police officer, police officers, policeman, policemen, cop, cops, police state, politics, government, governments, authority, power, democracy, undemocratic
"Bad news, Sam, we're going haute and you have to take off your cap."
Tags:haute, haute cuisine, cuisine, high society, class, upper class, lower class, truck stop, restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiters, hat, hats, cap, caps, baseball cap, dress, dress code, waiter, waiters, food, foodie, foodies, modern life, modern world, food lover, food lovers, regular, regulars, diner, diners, popularity, gentrify, gentrified, gentrification
"Actually, I'm not a New York Yankees fan. I'm a New York Yankees cap fan."
Tags:baseball, baseball teams, baseball team, baseball fan, baseball fans, baseball hat, baseball cap, baseball hats, baseball caps, sports team, sports teams, sports fan, sports fans, sports fashion, sport fashions, poser, posing, new york sports teams, new york sports, new york baseball, logo, logos, team mascot, team mascots, hat, hats, cap, caps, sports paraphernalia, bar, bars, drinks, drinking, pub, pubs, cocktail lounge, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bar conversation, bar conversations
"Sure he's still Mr. Right, Beth? Up there in that Bluejays cap?"
Tags:mr. right, mr right, mr perfect, mr. perfect, bride, brides, bridegroom, bridegrooms, groom, grooms, wedding, weddings, wedding day, walking down the aisle, sports fan, sports fans, sport fan, sport fans, baseball fan, baseball fans, baseball game, baseball games, baseball match, baseball matches, cap, caps, hat, hats, irreconcilable differences, true love, true loves
"All in favor of a cap on our liability?"
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, liability, financial liability, liabilities, bank, banks, banker, bankers, banking, accountant, accountants, accounting, responsibility, responsibilities, debt, debts, finance, financial, cap, caps, limit, limits
"Lose the cap."
Tags:religion, religious, bible, old testament, book of genesis, genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, boat, boats, ship, ships, the great flood, captain, captains, ship captain, ship captains, hat, hats, cap, caps, fashion, captain hat, captain hats, sea captain, sea captains, lose, ditch, get rid of, god, god's voice, fashion critic, fashion critics, critique, critiques, critical, criticism, criticise, criticize
"This is one of those places the truckers stop to eat at."
Tags:haute, haute cuisine, cuisine, high society, class, upper class, lower class, trucker, truckers, truck, trucks, truck driver, driver, drivers, long haul, long-haul, hauling, hauler, haulers, truck stop, restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiters, hat, hats, cap, caps, baseball cap, dress, dress code, waiter, waiters, food, foodie, foodies, modern life, modern world, food lover, food lovers, regular, regulars, diner, diners, popularity, gentrify, gentrified, gentrification
Official Team Cap With Beard
"I think it's your cap, Slim. The cows don't see you as an authority figure."
Tags:old west, wild west, western, westerns, film, films, mid-west, midwest, regional, cowboy, cowboys, animal, animals, cow, cows, cattle, horse, horses, livestock, cattle drive, cattle drives, herding cattle, ranch, ranches, rancher, ranchers, ranger, rangers, fashion, style, hat, hats, cap, caps, baseball cap, baseball caps, baseball hat, baseball hats, authority figure, authority figures, authority, respect, men, man
"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."
Tags:writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, ghostwriter, ghostwriters, signing, book signing, bookshop, bookshops, meet the, fame, famous, celebrity, celebrities, plays, play, playoff, playoffs, cap, caps, hat, hats, compare, compares, merchandise, merchandising, merch, gimme, sports
Ed's Salary Cap
Tags:salary, salaries, salary cap, salary caps, pay, income, money, finances, personal finances, fashion, cap, caps, hat, hats, baseball cap, baseball caps, baseball hat, baseball hats, per annum, annual salary, rich, wealthy, bragging, brag, boast, boasting, wordplay, word play, pun, puns, dad joke, dad jokes
"It's nice to see gentlemen with hats again."
Tags:beggar, beggars, begging, bum, bums, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, street person, street people, homeless, homelessness, living on the street, donation, donations, charity, hat, hats, cap, caps, man, men, fashion, style, accessory, accessories, trend, trends, trendy, gentleman, gentlemen, men's fashion, classy, old fashioned, poverty
"Lose the sailor hat."
The Scarlet Letter
Tags:the scarlet letter, nathaniel, hawthorne, novel, book, novels, books, story, stories, history, historic, historian, historians, literature, literary, baseball, baseball hat, baseball cap, baseball hats, baseball caps, hat, hats, cap, caps, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, fiction, fictional, author, authors, puritan, puritans, colony, colonials, colonial people, colonist, colonists
"I don't care what they do, as long as they don't mess with the thirty-two-ounce martini."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, liquor, booze, martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails, thirty-two, 32, ounce, ounces, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, government, governments, regulation, regulations, rule, rules, soda, soda ban, pop, cola, ban, bans, law, laws, soft drink, soft drinks, sugary drinks, portion, portions, cap, caps, limit, limits, sugary drinks portion cap rule, new york city board of health, sugar
Mortarboard with fuzzy dice instead of a tassel
Tags:graduation, graduate, graduates, graduating, cap and gown, gown, gowns, cap, caps, mortarboard, mortarboards, mortar board, mortar boards, trencher cap, trencher caps, tassel, tassels, fuzzy dice, dice, hanging dice, pair of dice, education, future, futures, uncertain future, rolling the die, rolling the dice, luck, lucky, university, college, colleges, universities, academic, graduation ceremony, graduation ceremonies, student, students
(The White Man's Burden) (Why am I wearing this hat?)
"The way you wear your hat….The way you sip your tea..."
"That was funny like a thousand miles ago."
Man wearing a beret
Tags:beret, berets, hat, hats, cap, caps, clothes, clothing, wear, wearing, fashion, fashionable, trend, trendy, style, men's clothing, men's fashion, fashion choice, fashion choices, clothing choice, clothing choices, embarrassed, embarrassing, self-conscious, insecure, anxious, uncomfortable, men, man
"I didn't know you had a minor."
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