Capital Punishment Cartoons

Capital Punishment Cartoons

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Capital Punishment cartoon

"Worst-case scenario? The renovation goes three years and two million dollars over budget, one of you bludgeons me to death with my own hammer, and you both get the electric chair."

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"I think I should warn you that the flip side of our generous bonus-incentive program is capital punishment."

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"I can help you guys form a union."

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"Ask the judge whether we can find the defendant not guilty and still execute him."

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"Mind if I turn my hearing aid down?"

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"Say when."

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"If your guys aren't going to show, let's just call it a day."

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"We've enjoyed our little visit, son, but we'd better leave—I think they're getting ready to fire."

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"Good news. Your execution was overturned on appeal."

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"He had a hat!"

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"Sire, the transition team is here to chop off your head."

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"I couldn't agree more - but, then again, I hate even non-lethal injections."

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"Look, it's not personal - it's religious."

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"I wish you'd get into the spirit of this thing, Brewster!"

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"Then the messenger shouldn't have been such a jerk."

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"Great news, Phil! The governor has determined that you don't have a high enough I.Q. to merit execution."

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"I don't know about you guys, but I'm very disappointed in the severance package."

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"Hi! My name is Rick - I'll be your executioner today!"

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"Hi! My name is Rick - I'll be your executioner today!"

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"Level with me, Colonel. What kind of worst-case scenario are we talking about here?"

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"You have to know when to take a prophet."

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"OK, now—this time for real!"

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"I think he'll miss all this when he retires."

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A spider writes "terrific" about a prisoner on death row.

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"And now let's welcome, for the first and last time . . ."

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