Captain Cartoons

"Your steered the proper course, Cap'n, when you had us bury this instead of investing it in the market!"

"Now that I've wiped him out, I kind of miss the little peg-legged b******."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"I swear, mateys, 'twas my clear understanding that me and the lads was only running some kind of cruise ship!"

"I was in a different place then."

"Flotsam off the starboard bow, Captain."

"Mommy's not home. Mommy's on a plane ride with Captain Yummy!"

"Not in front of the crew!"

"Isn't that other plane awfully close?"

"Don't make eye contact..."

"By the time we got there, all we wanted to do was raid their kitchen."

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

"The eye patch is just to keep me from fixating on the hook."

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

Uncharted Waters

"Attention all hands. Abandon ship!"

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

"Social crutch."

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

"Captain, we're headed straight toward a big gaping hole of needs!"

"Captain, this Brie is totally out of control!"

"I lost the hand to a shark, the leg to a barracuda, and the gallbladder to Dr. Steven Erlich."

Corporate pirate.

Pirate with a Shepherd's Crook for an Arm

"Your pilot is still de-icing."