Captain Cartoons

Captain Cartoons

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"Now that I've wiped him out, I kind of miss the little peg-legged b******."

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"Don't make eye contact..."

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"By the time we got there, all we wanted to do was raid their kitchen."

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Uncharted Waters

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"Isn't that other plane awfully close?"

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"Jazzercise, Lido deck, 4 P.M."

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"I have more underneath."

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"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

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"Not in front of the crew!"

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"No health or dental, no stock options, and no severance package. We do, however, provide free burial at sea."

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"I was in a different place then."

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"Bigelow, let's try and set this thing down just once without saying 'Oopsy-daisy.' "

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"Social crutch."

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"Captain, this Brie is totally out of control!"

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"Oooh—dollar in the swear-jar, captain!"

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"Yeah, but what's the hook?"

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"I swear, mateys, 'twas my clear understanding that me and the lads was only running some kind of cruise ship!"

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"Good morning, folks, this is Captain Holwood from the flight deck. We'll be cruising at thirty-five thousand feet today, and I'll be finally taking control of my life, struggling to satisfy the needs of only one person—me!"

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"The eye patch is just to keep me from fixating on the hook."

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"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

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"Must you precede everything you say with 'This is your captain speaking'?"

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"I lost the hand to a shark, the leg to a barracuda, and the gallbladder to Dr. Steven Erlich."

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Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

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"Well now—isn't this in keeping with how the rest of our day is going."

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"Lose the cap."

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