Captain Cartoons

"Now that I've wiped him out, I kind of miss the little peg-legged b******."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
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CC42981
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moby dick, herman melville, whale, whales, ahab, captain, captains, captain ahab, reminisce, reminiscing, nostalgia, nostalgic, literature, book, books, novel, novels, fiction, fictions, character, characters, personified, personification, regret, regrets, wistful, wistfully, whaling, whales, whaled, whaler, harpoon, harpooning

"Don't make eye contact..."

Artist:
Le Lievre, Glen
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CC124954
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whale, whales, whaling, harpoon, harpoons, hunt, hunting, sperm whale, sperm whales, moby dick, moby-dick, whalers, hunter, hunters, whaler, captain ahab, ahab, hermn mellville, melville, eye contact, eye-contact, draw attention, attention, awkward, awkwardness, worry, worried, worries, captain, captains, harpooning, subway, subways, transit, mass transit, public transport, mass transits, literature, book, books, novel, novels, transport, tube, train, trains

"By the time we got there, all we wanted to do was raid their kitchen."

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
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CC133032
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knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, army, cavalry, horse, horses, armour, armor, commander, commander, captain, captains, spear, spears, weapon, weapons, stab, impale, medieval, history, raid, pillage, plunder, attack, kitchen, kitchens, food, eat, eating, steal, stole, stolen, hunger, hungry, starve, starving

Uncharted Waters

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC42030
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uncharted waters, drive, drives, driving, driver, driver's ed, drivers ed, driver's education, boat, boats, pilot, pilots, captain, captains, open sea, beginner, beginners, newbie, newbies, sail, sails, sailing, sailor, sailors, intimidated, intimidate, intimidating, intimidation

"Isn't that other plane awfully close?"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC25316
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plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, near miss, near misses, near hit, near hits, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, fear of flying, flight, flights, phobia, phobias, phobic, flying, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, fear, fears, safety, pilot, pilots, captain, captains, air travel, air travelling, fear, fears, fearful, nervous, anxious, anxiousness

"Jazzercise, Lido deck, 4 P.M."

Artist:
Downes, Nick
Search ID:
CC119346
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pirate, pirates, olden days, buccaneer, buccaneers, jazz, exercise, exercising, aerobic, fit, fitness, dance fitness, captain, captains, ship, ships, boat, boats, privateer, freebooter, freebooters, cruise, cruises, cruising, cruised, pool, pools, contrast, contrasts, ocean liner

"I have more underneath."

Artist:
Finck, Liana
Search ID:
CC141686
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army, armies, military, militaries, medal, medals, navy, navies, airforce, air force, officer, officers, captain, captains, general, generals, commander, commanders, decorated, decorated officer, award, awards, awarded, brag, bragged, brags, bragging, dinner party, party, parties, guests, guest, strange guest, ouch

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
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CC134555
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stripping, submarine, submarines, captain, captains, u-boat, u-boats, take on water, taking on water, sink, sinks, sinking, pole dancer, pole dancers, pole dancing, periscope, periscopes, navy, navy fleet, navy fleets, navy vessel, navy vessels

"Not in front of the crew!"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC41925
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olde, ye olde, pirate, pirates, yarr, flintlock, flintlocke, crew, crews, pirate ship, pirate ships, captain, capn, cap'n, amputee, amputate, amputated, amputations, amputation, not again, hook, hooks, peg leg, wooden leg, skull and crossbones, danger, dangers, dangerous, limb, limbs, cat, cats, pet, pets, scratching post, scratches, scratch, scratching, crew, crews, respect, respecting, respected

"No health or dental, no stock options, and no severance package. We do, however, provide free burial at sea."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC32947
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culture clash, literature, literary, culture, cultural, lit major, book, books, book lover, book lovers, bookish, book worm, book worms, pop culture, pop culture reference, moby dick, moby, white whale, whale, whales, whaling, mount, mounted, hunt, hunting, hunter, hunters, trope, tropes, cliche, cliches, captain, capn, cap'n, hook, hooks, peg leg, wooden leg, sailor, sailors, rugged, shark, barracuda, benefit, benefits, medical, dental, insurance, insured, severance, free, freebies, bonus, bonuses, queequeg, burial, burial at sea, buried, dead, death, die, died, viking funeral, viking funerals

"I was in a different place then."

Artist:
Diffee, Matthew
Search ID:
CC119413
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olde, ye olde, pirate, pirates, yarr, flintlock, flintlocke, crew, crews, pirate ship, pirate ships, captain, capn, cap'n, amputee, amputate, amputated, amputations, amputation, profession, professions, career change, career, careers, job change, history, historical, historically, spatula, spatulas, fry, fries, fry cook, line cook, chef, chefs, cooking, cookery, reform, reforms, reformed, reforming

"Bigelow, let's try and set this thing down just once without saying 'Oopsy-daisy.' "

Artist:
Stevenson, James
Search ID:
CC84111
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air travel, plane, planes, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, pilot, pilots, co-pilot, co-pilots, captain, captains, landing, landings, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, oopsy-daisy, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence

"Social crutch."

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
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CC34935
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social crutch, social crutches, pirate, pirates, captain, captains, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, social, sociable, social anxiety, anxious, self conscious, problem, problems, obstacles, social awkwardness, awkward, weirdo, weirdos, weird, knife, knives, concerning, threatening

"Captain, this Brie is totally out of control!"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
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CC37196
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, captain, captains, head waiter, head waiters, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, cheese, brie, out of control, out-of-control, messy, melted, melting, cheese lover, cheese lovers

"Oooh—dollar in the swear-jar, captain!"

Artist:
Downes, Nick
Search ID:
BA500489
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ocean, sea, stranded, stuck, trapped, survivor, survivors, shipwrecked, lifeboat, lifeboats, dinghy, raft, rafts, boat, boats, sailor, sailors, captain, captains, crew, crewman, crewmen, swearing, cursing, inappropriate language, language, swear jar, swear-jar, money, finances, dollar, dollars, punishment, punishments, meaningless, pointless, hopeless

"Yeah, but what's the hook?"

Artist:
Chatfield, Jason
Search ID:
CX300071
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pirate, pirates, captain, captains, piracy, buccaneer, buccaneers, hook, hooks, marketing strategy, marketing strategies, advertising strategy, advertising strategies, advertisement, marketing, marketing men, marketing man, advertising men, salesmen, salesman, sales people, presentation, presentations, marketing tactic, marketing tactics, advertising tactic, advertising tactics

"I swear, mateys, 'twas my clear understanding that me and the lads was only running some kind of cruise ship!"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC51265
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pirate, pirates, piracy, pirate ship, pirate ships, pirate captain, captain, captains, ships captain, court, court of law, lawyer, lawyers, defence lawyer, defence lawyers, defence, legal defence, accused, stand accused, plausible deniability, plea, plead, plead innocent, responsibility, not responsible, willfully ignorant, willful ignorance

"Good morning, folks, this is Captain Holwood from the flight deck. We'll be cruising at thirty-five thousand feet today, and I'll be finally taking control of my life, struggling to satisfy the needs of only one person—me!"

Artist:
Koren, Edward
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CC30580
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"The eye patch is just to keep me from fixating on the hook."

Artist:
Lewis, Eric
Search ID:
CC123770
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olde, ye olde, pirate, pirates, yarr, flintlock, flintlocke, crew, crews, pirate ship, pirate ships, captain, capn, cap'n, amputee, amputate, amputated, amputations, amputation, fixate, fixating, fixation, irony, ironic, not again, hook, hooks, peg leg, wooden leg, skull and crossbones, danger, dangers, dangerous, limb, limbs, ominous, ominous sign, ominous signs, handicap, handicaps

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
PB400376
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cruise, cruises, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, tourist, tourists, tourism, travel, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, voyage, voyager, voyagers, sea travel, sea, ocean, boat, boats, ship, ships, cruise ship, cruise ships, staff, crew, crewman, crewmen, captain, pirate, pirates, mean, angry, complaint, complaints, complaining, customer service, service, cruise line, cruise lines, pirate ship, pirate ships

"Must you precede everything you say with 'This is your captain speaking'?"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC66638
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airport, airports, airline, airlines, pilot, pilots, plane, planes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, captain, captains, annoying habit, annoying habits, work/life balance, life/work balance, life-work balance, work-life balance, career, careers, taking our work home with you, bringing your work home with you, workaholic, workaholics

"I lost the hand to a shark, the leg to a barracuda, and the gallbladder to Dr. Steven Erlich."

Artist:
Schwartz, Benjamin
Search ID:
CC139261
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culture clash, literature, literary, culture, cultural, lit major, book, books, book lover, book lovers, bookish, book worm, book worms, pop culture, pop culture reference, moby dick, moby, white whale, whale, whales, whaling, mount, mounted, hunt, hunting, hunter, hunters, trope, tropes, cliche, cliches, captain, capn, cap'n, amputee, amputate, amputated, amputations, amputation, hook, hooks, peg leg, wooden leg, sailor, sailors, rugged, shark, barracuda, doctor, doctors, get well soon, get well, surgeon, surgery

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

Artist:
Steed, Edward
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CC142151
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ye olde, pirate, pirates, yarr, flintlock, flintlocke, crew, crews, pirate ship, pirate ships, captain, capn, cap'n, amputee, amputate, amputated, amputations, amputation, professions, diving, diver, divers, swimming, swim, swims, treasure, treasure chest, treasures, treasure chests, dives, desperate measure, desperate measures, historical, historically, underwater, under water

"Well now—isn't this in keeping with how the rest of our day is going."

Artist:
Downes, Nick
Search ID:
BA500512
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middle of nowhere, ocean, sea, stranded, shipwrecked, capsized, boat, boats, ship, ships, castaway, castaways, survivor, survivors, captain, captains, crew, sailor, sailors, lifeboat, lifeboats, life raft, life rafts, emergency, emergencies, bad luck, misfortune, bad day, bad, days, having a bad day, problem, problems, floating, bird, birds, puncture, leak, leaks, leaking, flotation device, flotation devices, inflatable, inflatables

"Lose the cap."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC121788
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religion, religious, bible, old testament, book of genesis, genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, boat, boats, ship, ships, the great flood, captain, captains, ship captain, ship captains, hat, hats, cap, caps, fashion, captain hat, captain hats, sea captain, sea captains, lose, ditch, get rid of, god, god's voice, fashion critic, fashion critics, critique, critiques, critical, criticism, criticise, criticize