"There has got to be a way for Detroit to make a safe, affordable, fuel-efficient vehicle out of hemp."
Tags:hemp, hipster, hipsters, hipster culture, hipster cultures, detroit, car maker, car makers, car-maker, car-makers, car manufacturer, car manufacturers, car industry, auto industry, fuel-efficient, fuel efficiency, fuel-efficiency, fuel efficient, innovator, innovators, innovation, innovations, problem solver, problem solvers, problem solve, car, cars, affordable, safety, vehicle, vehicles, auto vehicle, auto vehicles, green, green car, green cars, environmentally friendly, environmentalist, environmentalists
"We can't come to an agreement about how to fix your car, Mr. Simons. Sometimes that's the way things happen in a democracy."
Tags:mechanic, mechanics, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, repair, repairs, repairmen, repairman, democracy, vote, votes, voting, voter, voters, shot in the foot, shooting in the foot, agreement, agreements, consensus, brexit, brexit deal, no deal, democracies, flaw, flaws, flawed, accept the vote, accepting the vote, fatalistic, fatalist
"I design retinal-controlled destination-mapping interfaces for self-driving transportation, but not in the traditional sense."
Tags:nerd, nerds, engineer, engineers, retinal, retina, vision, sight, eyes, self-driving, car, cars, transport, transportation, technology, tech, destination mapping, computer geek, computer geeks, modern life, millennial, millennials, traditional, career, careers, job, jobs, work, employment, bragging, brag, complex, complicated, pretentious
"All right, so I missed your soccer game. But didn't my assistant send you a lovely fruit basket?"
Tags:parent, parents, parenthood, bad parent, bad parents, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, son, sons, kid, kids, child, childhood, sports, sport, soccer, football, soccer game, football game, too busy, neglect, neglected, neglectful, forgetful, careless, hollywood, rich, famous, wealthy, rich people, wealthy people, convertible, convertibles, driving, drive, car, cars, disappoint, disappointed
"If I were a car, you could find the words."
Tags:car, cars, romance, romantic, compliment, compliments, can't find the words, marriage, marriages, married, marries, marry, relationship, relationships, communication, communications, love, loving, angry, anger, annoyed, jealous, jealousy, irritated, irritate, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, talking, sweet talking, complimenting, woo
Roadworks next 400 years.
Out Of My Way, Stupid!
"I think we should look for funnier car insurance."
Tags:car insurance, car insurance company, car insurance companies, insurance advert, insurance adverts, insurance ad, insurance ads, insurance advertisement, insurance advertisements, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, comparison site, comparison sites, switching provider, switching insurance company, brand, brands, branding, marketing, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles
Close encounter of the uninsured kind.
Tags:alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, insurance, accident insurance, car insurance, insurance coverage, uninsured, accident, accidents, crash, crashes, car accident, car accidents, car crash, car crashes
Prizes Include: A New Car, A Maui Vacation And The Grim Reaper
Tags:game, games, game show, gameshows, gameshow, death, dead, die, died, dying, dies, grim, grim reaper, reaper, reapers, tv, t v, tv show, television, live tv, audience, studio, studio audience, prize, prizes, vacation, vacations, random, randomness, chance, chances, probability, probabilities, car, cars, door number, choose, choice, choices, fate, fated, doom, doomed
"I'm sorry, I can't help you-you're subject to bird law now."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobile, tree, trees, stuck, trapped, accident, accidents, car accident, car accidents, strange, unusual, bird, birds, bird law, car in a tree, legal system, law, laws, animal, animals, transportation, legal issue, legals issues, legal problem, legal problems, help, aid, up a tree
"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, urban, city, cities, city life, urban life, born, birth, die, death, traffic, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, catchphrase, catchphrases, catch phrase, catch phrases, cliche, cliches, pastoral, rural, rural life, rural lives, set in your ways, set in his ways
Tags:car, cars, truck, trucks, gas-guzzler, gas-guzzlers, gas, petrol, fuel, fuel consumption, gas consumption, excessive fuel consumption, gas station, petrol station, fossil fuels, fossil fuel use, fossil fuel consumption, greedy, greed, hungry, hunger, demanding, demands, environmental issues, climate change, co2 emissions, pollution
"And, just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists, and couples counselling."
Tags:couples counselling, couples therapy, marriage therapy, social media, ad, ads, advert, adverts, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, conspiracy, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, used car, used cars, car, cars, car accident, car accidents, car crash, myth, myths, car crashes, optometrist, optometrists, eye doctor, eye doctors
Fun City Update
Tags:traffic, drive, driving, driver, car, cars, auto, autos, traffic jam, jam, pile up, pile-up, queue, queues, tunnel, tunnels, commute, commuter, commuting, commuters, commuter life, urban life, urban living, modern life, modern world, sarcasm, sarcastic, sarcasticlly, fun, bore, bored, city, city living, toll, tolls
"We made good time. We're already in the valley of the shadow of death."
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, road, roads, roadtrip, roadtrips, road trip, road trips, vacation, vacations, trip, trips, holiday, holidays, sign, signs, road sign, road signs, religion, religious, bible, old testament, psalm, psalms, psalm 23, david, king david, the lord is my shepherd, valley of the shadow of death, death, evil, fear, valley, valleys, shadow, shadows, word play, wordplay
"O.K., Chief, see if she starts now."
"Yeah, I was into the pet thing for a while, but that scene wasn't for me."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, job, jobs, work, career, careers, occupation, occupations, profession, professions, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, taxicab, taxicabs, passenger, passengers, life story, career changes, changing careers, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, personification
"I'm a mother first, then a bad driver."
Tags:woman, women, females, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, bad driver, bad drivers, female driver, female drivers, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, role, roles, stereotype, stereotypes
"When we moved back into the city, we decided to keep the car."
Tags:city, cities, city life, urban, urban life, move, moving, moved, moving house, moving home, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, car enthusiast, car enthusiasts, dog, dogs, pet dog, pet dogs, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, modern life, modern time, modern attitudes
"You drive, I'll criticize."
Tags:bad driver, bad drivers, driving, driver, drivers, car, cars, woman driver, women drivers, women driving, gender stereotype, woman, women, females, female driver, female driving, criticise, criticize, critical, criticising, criticizing, critique, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, relationship issues, husband, husbands, wife, wives, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, partner, back-seat driver, backseat driver, back-seat driving, backseat driving
"Oh, Christ—it's your mother."
Tags:mother, mothers, mothering, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mother in law, mother in laws, mothers in law, overbearing, overbearing parent, overbearing parents, overbearing mother, overbearing mothers, mollycoddle, mollycoddled, mollycoddling, strict, strict parent, strict parents, strict mother, strict mothers, strict parenting, intrude, intrusive, boosy, bossy boots, stalking, stalker, controlling, controlling mother, controlling mothers, over controlling, harassed, harassment, harasser, flying the nest, domineering, domineer, domineering mother, domineering mothers, domineering parent, domineering parents, car, cars, drive, driving, driver, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, on holiday, on vacations, road trip, roadtrip, road-trip, abroad, holiday abroad
"Dry cleaning, pet store, Salvation Army - I'd be lost without my stickies on the dash!"
Tags:chore, chores, distraction, distractions, scatterbrained, scatterbrain, forgetful, easily distracted, forgetfulness, absent minded, absent mindedness, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, dog, dogs, driver, drivers, car, cars, canine, canines, chore, chores, to-do list, to do list, to-do lists, to do lists
"This lovely car has not brought us happiness. You agree, Morris? That is why I am now thinking in terms of having the entire house recarpeted."
Tags:material, materialism, materialist, materialists, happiness, key to happiness, car, cars, consumer, consumers, consumerist, consumerism, new car, new cars, redecorate, redecorates, redecorating, interior designer, interior designers, misery, miserable, drive, drives, driver, drivers, human happiness, empty, emptiness