"I think we should look for funnier car insurance."
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Close encounter of the uninsured kind.
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"And, for what we don't cover, there's insurance insurance."
"There's been an accident, but it doesn't involve me."
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"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."
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"Didn't you see me dart out in front of you?"
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Sure points in Shore Points.
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"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"
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Drive-In Claim Center
"No, I wouldn't want to be twenty again—not with auto-insurance rates what they are."
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"First of all, there was a bee in the car."
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"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."
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