Car Mechanic Cartoons

Car Mechanic Cartoons

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Car Mechanic cartoon

"When you picked up your car, Mr. Ferguson, after we did the hoses, did you see Luther's shoes?"

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"Isn't that one of Mr. Ferguson's wheels?"

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"The whole is greater than the sum of its parts and labor."

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"Ever since I started wearing a tie I really can't figure these things out."

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"I know there's nothing wrong with the carburetor. I'm just interested in the stories it has to tell."

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"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

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"Bernard is our sous-mechanic."

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Car Mechanic cartoon

"Maybe we should try getting by with just one car."

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Car Mechanic cartoon

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

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"Murchison’s theory is that it’s dog hair in your fuel line.”

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Car Mechanic cartoon

"I've come for your tires."

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Car Mechanic cartoon

"O.K. Now cough."

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Car Mechanic cartoon

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

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"Get all the second opinions you want, doctor, …. You'll still be a quart low."

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Car Mechanic cartoon

"How deep are those pockets?"

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Car Mechanic cartoon

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

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Car Mechanic cartoon

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

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Car Mechanic cartoon

"There are three courses of action we can take now - I can call you Ace, Chief, or Big Guy."

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Car Mechanic cartoon

"I don't know what's wrong, but, if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like your car is talking."

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Car Mechanic cartoon

"Nap time."

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Car Mechanic cartoon

"The dog got locked in your car last night, Mr. Ferguson."

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Car Mechanic cartoon

"Still won't start?"

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Car Mechanic cartoon

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

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Car Mechanic cartoon

"I'm your problem."

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Car Mechanic cartoon

"Frankly, we've been having some problems with this model."

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