Birthday cards, get-well cards, stop sending me cards.
The Perfect Holiday Card
Greeting cards for "Mea Cupla" and "J'accuse".
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"It's plotted out. I just have to write it."
Good Luck With the American Health-Care System
A store clerk files greeting cards for different types of moms
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A dog looks at birthday cards in increments of seven years.
"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."
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A King, a Queen, and a Jack fixing a flat tire.
"I came out O.K. Everything I had was in baseball cards."
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"God, how earnest. Whales on recycled paper."
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"Must you use those three-by-five cards every time we have a discussion?"
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"That get-well card we sent certainly was a waste of money."
Introducing Honest Abe Cards
New from Narcissist Cards, Inc.
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"One thing about Earl - Earl knows when to fold."
Woman Browses Section Labeled "Guiltmaking"
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Valentines for Oneself.
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"I'm not sending Christmas cards this year."
Introducing Healing Truths Mother's Day Cards
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"There was a major reshuffle. Now I'm out on my ear."
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"I want to send that one about 'Instead of hearts and cupid's darts, I'm sending you a wire,' or whatever the hell it is!"
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The Greeting Card and the Business Letter
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