Care Cartoons

"There will be a bit of a wait while we figure out a market solution to your problem."

"Is there a doctor who accepts Medicaid in the house?"

"Part of me wants to help you with your crisis, Hargraves, but part of me wants to go to lunch."

Supercat

"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."

"That's it... Keep moving... Almost there... Don't look at me... Just a little more... Atta boy... Not far now... Don't look at me."

"Hey, no problem. Just touching base to say 'Hi. How goes it?' and to tell you that we really care about you. And now back to our show."

"Ever since I died, I don't care as much about the crossword."

"After your tomato plants, you have nothing left over for me."

"...went to sleep. And then Mr. Donkey became very quiet and drowsy and he went to sleep. And then Miss Mouse became very quiet and drowsy and she went to sleep. And then Mrs. Bear became very quiet and drowsy and she went to sleep. And then..."

"Have you considered installing a dehumidifier?"

"Only child."

"Tell me my origin story."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fives on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"Don't worry—I had one of those when I was a kid, but eventually he just drifted away."

Parental Valentines Day Cards

"I sure hope we can sign up for health care before we die of natural causes."

"I need you to pretend to care about design for twenty minutes."

"You abducted him—you feed him."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."

"He's Still Quite Handsome, Despite What Happened."

"That's the nature of a mature relationship, dear. Just because we haven't heard from Al Gore lately doesn't mean he cares any less."

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"