Career Paths Cartoons

Career Paths Cartoons

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"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I chose the one that said, 'Mergers, acquisitions, incredible bonuses.'"

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"Daddy doesn't know any magic tricks. Daddy knows accounting tricks."

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"Even though you're exceptionally well qualified, Kate, I'd say that 'victim' is not a good career choice."

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"Do you have something more like Alex the Architect?"

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Most Likely to Succeed

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"It was right here in this park, Jamie, that I was inspired to become an attorney, when Vinnie Maroney beat me to a pulp."

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"Yeah, I just got out, and I want to focus on crime again."

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"I wanted a balloon puppy, not a balloon vision of my sad corporate future."

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Talbot & Felcher - Attorneys-at-Law, formerly Jimmy & Slats - Folksingers

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"Whatever happens, Jenkins, you'll always have your dancing to fall back on."

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"The damsel-in-distress thing is just one of several income streams that I pursue."

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"And ultimately, I want to direct."

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"I'm not against public service. I just think I can do more damage in the private sector."

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"I'm gay and I'm a caterer, so it's a real win-win."

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"How did you become interest in science?"

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"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

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"I did my job, I grabbed my pile, and yet no voice at eventide has cried 'Well done!'"

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"This is the part of the job that I hate."

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"It's hard to strike just the right balance. I didn't have enough fire in the belly for politics, but I seem to have too much for market research."

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"And that's when he realized he wasn't on the partner track at all!"

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My Son the Hit Man.

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"I love being on the mommy track."

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"You can be anything you want to be - no limits."

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"Sir, I'm leaving my high-paying job in the manufacturing industry for a low-paying job in a service industry, because that's what's happening."

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"Eagle Scout is not enough, son - you've got to learn a trade."

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