"And, hey, don't kill yourself trying to pay it back. You know our motto-'What the hell, it's only money.' "
Tags:bank, banks, banking, money, finances, personal finances, loan, loans, mortgage, mortgages, borrower, borrowers, loan company, loan companies, loan officer, loan officers, interest, motto, mottos, business, commerce, debt, economy, recession, s&l crisis, savings and loan crisis, insolvency, bankruptcy, subprime mortgage crisis, bank crisis, financial crisis, great recession, financial institution, financial institutions, wall street, mortgage broker, mortgage brokers, lender, lenders, only money, free, careless, irresponsible, negligent
"All right, so I missed your soccer game. But didn't my assistant send you a lovely fruit basket?"
Tags:parent, parents, parenthood, bad parent, bad parents, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, son, sons, kid, kids, child, childhood, sports, sport, soccer, football, soccer game, football game, too busy, neglect, neglected, neglectful, forgetful, careless, hollywood, rich, famous, wealthy, rich people, wealthy people, convertible, convertibles, driving, drive, car, cars, disappoint, disappointed
"These medicines all taste pretty good - let's approve them."
Tags:fda, food and drug administration, approve, approves, approval, medicine, medicines, medication, medications, prescription, prescriptions, drug, scientist, scientists, food science, health, healthy, unhealthy, overprescribe, overprescribing, overpresciption, overmedicate, overmedicating, careless, carelessness, uncaring, side effect, side effects, approved, big pharma, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical company, pharmaceutical companies
"How am I supposed to think about consequences before they happen?"
"We need to investigate a stupidity cluster in accounting."
Tags:investigate, investigates, investigation, investigations, accountant, accounting, accounting department, accounting departments, books, cooked books, incompetence, incompetent, corporation, corporations, colleague, colleagues, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, careless, carelessness, malfeasance, corporate malfeasance
"Damn! God gave me that pen."
"Let me through! I'm a businessperson!"
Tags:businessperson, businesspeople, businessperson, spill, spills, spilling, expert, experts, expertise, sidewalk, sidewalks, clumsy, clumsiness, careless, carelessness, accident, accidents, accidental, crowd, crowds, crowded sidewalk, crowded sidewalks, fall, falls, falling, trip, trips, tripping, klutz, klutzy, klutziness, assist, assistance, emergency, emergencies, emergency worker, emergency workers, first world problem, first world problems
"All I can say is that if being a leading manufacturer means being a leading polluter, so be it."
"The killer had to be a man. Not only is the knife still bloody—it wasn't even put in the sink."
Tags:gender stereotype, killer, killers, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, spouse, spouses, nag, nags, nagging, careless, carelessness, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, husband, husbands, man, men, put away, puts away, putting away, knife, knives, wash, washes, washing up, wash up, washes up, dishwasher, dishwashers, doing dishes, do the dishes, sink, sinks
"O.K., next we cut home-heating aid."
"Sorry. I think I just pressed 'shuffle.' "
Tags:shuffle, shuffles, jukebox, jukeboxes, smartphone, smartphones, smart device, smart devices, mp3 player, mp3 players, mp3, mp3s, elevator, elevators, elevator operator, elevator operators, lift, lifts, operator, operators, careless, carelessness, accident, accidents, accidental, incompetent, incompetence, wrong button, wrong buttons, faux pas
A limo driver chases his car down a hill.
"Well, of course it's going to end badly. For Sybil, that's the whole point."
"Don't even think about it."
"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"
Tags:wowie zowie, wowie-zowie, accident, accidental, inconsiderate, sledding, sled, sledging, sledge, toboggan, toboggans, careless, snow, snowing, snowfall, winter, winter sports, winter activities, winter sport, winter activity, falling off, fallen off, play, playing, kid, kids, friends, friendship, child, childhood, childhood game, childhood games, fell off, imaginary friend, imaginary friends, mishap, mishaps, crash, crashes, crashing
Tags:april fools, april fools day, idiot, idiots, idiotic, moron, morons, stupid, stupid person, stupid people, bad idea, bad ideas, think through, thinks through, thinking through, foolish, foolish idea, foolish ideas, certain, certainty, certainties, think ahead, thinking ahead, thoughtless, careless, carefree, april
"I was supposed to take the shoes off first, wasn't I?"
Stan's OK Deliveries
Tags:antique, antique shop, antique shops, antique store, antique stores, antiques, shop, shops, store, stores, delivery, deliveries, careless, negligent, incautious, inattentive, reckless, fragile, job, jobs, business, businesses, small business, small businesses, delivery truck, delivery trucks, truck, trucks, lorry, lorries, mover, movers
"That's what I'd give my sister-in-law if she could take care of nice things."
Tags:sister in law, sisters in law, sister-in-law, sisters-in-law, in law, in laws, the in laws, in-law, in-laws, the in-laws, gift, gifts, present, presents, gift giving, gift giver, gift givers, buying gifts, buying presents, careless, carelessness, clumsy, clumsiness, useless, uselessness, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, relative, relatives, insult, insults, insulting
The Adventures of Break-O-Man
"Oh, is that today?"
Tags:national aeronautics and space administration, nasa, astronaut, astronauts, space, outer space, outerspace, spacesuit, spacesuits, helmet, helmets, spaceship, spaceship, space shuttle, space shuttles, take-off, blast-off, takeoff, launch, launches, launching, launch day, science, unprepared, unready, not prepared, not ready, caught off guard, underdressed, under-dressed, forgot, careless, error, errors, mistake, mistakes, important, big day, work, job, career, space travel
Murder in Apartment 6-K
Tags:murder, murders, mitzi pomerantz, murder mystery, murder mysteries, revenge, vengeance, careless, carelessness, pet sitter, pet sitters, pet sitting, bird, birds, budgie, budgies, parakeet, parakeets, neglect, neglected, get back, getting back, shame, shames, shaming, public shaming, public shamings, writer, writers, novelist, novelists, petty revenge, murder mystery, murder mysteries, author, authors
"There might have been some carelessness on my part, but it was mostly just good police work."
Tags:prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail, jails, crimes, criminal, criminals, cell, cells, prison cell, prison cells, jail cell, jail cells, police work, convict, convicts, conviction, careless, carelessness, cellmate, cellmates, breaking the law, gaol, gaols, detective, detectives, policemen, policeman, detective work
"My wife is recording everything the kids do until they leave for college. Then I'll binge-watch them grow up."
Tags:record, recording, film, filming, social media, media, social-media, grow up, grow-up, growing-up, growing up, raising, raised, camera, cameras, smartphone, smartphones, binge, binge-watch, binge watch, father, fathers, dad, dads, parent, parents, parenting, modern families, modern life, modern lives, modern, backyard, garden, backyards, gardens, lazy, laziness, easy, easier, careless, sexist