"Part of me wants to help you with your crisis, Hargraves, but part of me wants to go to lunch."
"Instead of plastic garbage bags, I thought we could try these earth-friendly canvas totes."
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"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."
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"Hi. This is Ed, over at the I.R.S., just checking to see how you're feeling after your audit."
"That's it... Keep moving... Almost there... Don't look at me... Just a little more... Atta boy... Not far now... Don't look at me."
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"Hey, no problem. Just touching base to say 'Hi. How goes it?' and to tell you that we really care about you. And now back to our show."
Tags:check in, checks in, checking in, call home, calls home, calling home, news bulletin, news bulletins, breaking news, interrupt, interrupts, interrupting, interruption, interruptions, touch base, touches base, touching base, human contact, care, cares, caring, gesture, gestures, ad break, ad breaks, thoughtful, thoughtfulness, kind, kindness, mental health, mental health problem, mental health problems
"Ever since I died, I don't care as much about the crossword."
Tags:heaven, heavens, afterlife, after-life, eternal, heavenly, after lives, after-lives, crossword, crosswords, cryptic crossword, crossword lovers, newspaper, newspaper, puzzle, puzzles, death, died, spirit, spirits, angel, angels, breakfast, dead, care, caring, interest, interesting, life, limited, dying, bored, boring, dull, uninterested, uninteresting
"After your tomato plants, you have nothing left over for me."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, tomato, tomatoes, tomato plant, tomato plants, plant, plants, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners, care, caring, energy, no energy, emotion, emotions, feeling, feelings, drained, leftover, left over, nothing
"...went to sleep. And then Mr. Donkey became very quiet and drowsy and he went to sleep. And then Miss Mouse became very quiet and drowsy and she went to sleep. And then Mrs. Bear became very quiet and drowsy and she went to sleep. And then..."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, children's books, children's book, bedtime, bedtime story, bedtime stories, night night, sleep tight, read, reading, read aloud, reading aloud, kids book, sleep, sleepy, sleeping, family, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, parenting, parental, go to sleep, character, characters, care, caring, loving, love, book, books
"If you're not going to come back inside, at least put on a sweater."
"I brought a pound cake in case they don't like the chum." Shark Hunting With Mom
Tags:fishing, shark, fisherman, mother, mom, mum, mothering, mothered, smothering, family outing, chum, pound cake, mom's cooking, mum's cooking, home cooked, home cooking, home cooked meal, mom's baking, baking, mum's baking, parents, parental, maternal, woman, overbearing, helicopter parent, caring, spare, bring a spare, bringing a spare, extra food, cater, caters, catering
"Tell me my origin story."
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"They're from David. He's been so much more considerate since I shot him."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, gift, gifts, present, presents, considerate, caring, chocolate, chocolates, box of chocolates, flowers, bouquet, conflict, conflicts, domestic dispute, domestic disputes, shot, shooting, violence, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, gun control, firearms regulation, gun violence, gun crime, modern life, black humor, black humour, dark humour, dark humor
Food, Water And Tips
"Don't worry—I had one of those when I was a kid, but eventually he just drifted away."
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Parental Valentines Day Cards
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"You're a nurse? How did you become interested in caring?"
"I need you to pretend to care about design for twenty minutes."
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, design, designs, designer, designers, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, redecorating, decorating, care, caring, attention, pretend to care, pretending to care, pay attention, paying attention, woman, women, stereotype, stereotypes
"You abducted him—you feed him."
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"Who's a pretty girl now?"
Tags:style, styles, stylist, counter productive, counter-productive, beauty, beautiful, make-up, make up, makeup, circus, animal, elephant, elephants, exotic, exotic animal, exotic animals, decorative, decorates, hair, braid, bow, bows, braided, braids, tail, tails, butt, bum, bums, pet, pets, giant, huge, african elephant, asian elephant, zoo, zoo keeper, zoo keepers, love, loving, companion, companionship, friend, friendship, care, cares, caring, cared
"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."
Tags:coffee, coffee shop, cafe, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, emotion, emotions, confide, confides, cope, coping, coped, copes, trauma, traumatic, mental, mental health, shock, shocked, love, loving, care, caring, cared, anecdote, anecdotes, dark, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, girl, girls, women, woman
"He's Still Quite Handsome, Despite What Happened."
Tags:blob, blobby, ugly, ugliness, surreal, surreal imagery, strange, strangeness, handsome, love, eternal love, loving, care, caring, adore, adored, skin deep, beautiful, beauty, accident, accidents, get well, get well soon, unfortunate, unfortunately, misfortune, misfortunes, true love, enduring love, unconditional, enduring, married, marriage, married life
"Take it easy, Billy. I'm just gonna give her a treat."
Tags:cow boy, cowboy, cow boys, cowboys, dog, dogs, pet, pets, treat, treats, pet, pets, showdown, showdowns, duel, duelling, duels, wild west, western, westerns, domestic pet, domestic pets, caring, tonal shock, tone shock, gun, guns, pistol, pistols, pistols at dawn, good boy, sudden move, sudden moves, startle, startles, startling
"That's the nature of a mature relationship, dear. Just because we haven't heard from Al Gore lately doesn't mean he cares any less."
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