Guess your weight-related illness.
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Arcade Game Baseball.
"Step right up and save a baby whale's life."
"Guess your weight gain since you've been here"
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Tunnel of sneaking off to check your phone.
Tags:carnival ride, carnival, carnivals, amusement park, amusement parks, amusement park ride, amusement park rides, mobile phones, mobile phone, cell phone, cell phones, social media, social medias, unsocial media, unsocial medias, modern, cyberspace, internet, www, world wide web, modern life, modern times, internet addiction, internet addict, internet addicts, mobile addict, mobile addiction, mobile addicts, screen time, mobile device, mobile devices, alone time, privacy, private, sneaking away, sneak off, sneaking off
"Sorry, still rerouting."
Tags:gps, parade, parades, carnival, carnivals, mistake, mistakes, reroute, rerouting, funeral, funerals, coffin, coffins, modern life, modern times, modern technology, modern technologies, funeral bearer, funeral bearers, undertaker, undertakers, funeral director, funeral directors, dark humour, black humour, float, floats, carnival float, carnival floats
Hay Rides $10
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"When they built this, Jeremy, parks didn't have themes."
Tags:park, parks, city park, city parks, public park, public parks, central park, common, commons, garden, gardens, landscaper, landscaping, children, child, questions children ask, childhood, parents, parenthood, family outing, family outings, amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, carnival, carnivals, public space, public spaces, new york, new york city, nyc, naive, naiveté, nuclear family, nuclear families, history
"You're lucky it's one of those late-day trials where he'll be fatigued."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, guilty, innocent, plea bargain, defendant, defendants, defence, defense, client, clients, late, fatigued, tired, bell, decision, decisions, game, games, carnival, carnivals, fun fair, fun fairs, fair, fairs, high striker, high strikers, strongman game, strongman games, strength tester, strength testers, gavel, gavels, hammer, hammers, mallet, mallets, hit, strength, strong, luck, lucky, lazy, random, verdict, verdicts, sentencing, sentence, sentences, unfair
"take your best shot, counselor."
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"Well, he's not going to rescue himself."
Tags:cat stuck, cat stuck in a tree, up a tree, in a tree, cat stuck up a tree, lion, big cat, big cats, lions, circus animal, circus animals, circus, circuses, clown, clowns, clowning, firemen, fireman, rescue, rescued, carnival, carnivals, fair, faire, fairs, rescue, fire and rescue, fire man, fire men, rescues
"I wish you were as good in combat as you are at winning prizes at the Renaissance Faire."
Tags:history, historical, medieval, renaissance, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, men, man, combat, battle, battles, fighting, renaissance fair, renaissance fairs, renaissance faire, renaissance faires, renaissance festival, renaissance festivals, fair, fairs, festival, festivals, carnival, carnivals, fun fair, fun fairs, teddy bear, teddy bears, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, toy, toys, doll, dolls, prize, prizes, game, games, winner, winners, winning, winning prizes, wish, wishes, wishing, useless talent, useless skill
"I say 'fiesta,' you say 'siesta'."
Tags:fiesta, fiestas, siesta, siestas, nap, naps, napping, napper, nappers, napped, party, parties, party animal, party animals, opposite, opposites, opposites attract, opposites attracts, carnival, carnivals, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, hobby, pastime, pastimes, relaxation
Guess your weight, height, date of birth, e-mail address, and social security number.
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Tags:funfair, funfairs, fun fairs, fun airs, fair, fairs, carnival, carnivals, amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, themepark, themeparks, shooting range, shooting ranges, duck, ducks, house of horrors, stall, stalls, slaughter house, slaughter houses, pigs to slaughter, hunter, hunters, hunting, blood sport, blood sports, shooting, shooter, shooters, trick, trickery, tricked, deceive, deceptions, deceived, deceptions, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists
"Thiiiings! Things instead of money!"
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"Your thirty-five years of hard work, sacrifice, and devotion to duty won't go unrewarded, Erickson - go ahead and pick a duck."
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A small car is stretched in a funhouse mirror into a limousine.
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Line for a funnel cake stand.
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Firemen's New Year
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Adult Amusement Park
Tags:amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, revenge, getting revenge, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, funfair, funfairs, carnival, carnivals, parking ticket, parking tickets, office backstabber, office backstabbers, taxi stealer, taxi stealers, queue jumper, queue jumpers, petty, the day to day
"It doesn't mean I'm a sad clown. It means I killed a man in prison."
Tags:clown, clowns, circus, circus, carnival, carnivals, carnival clown, carnival show, carnival shows, circus clown, circus clowns, prison, prisons, prison tat, prison tats, prison tattoo, prison tattoos, tear tattoo, murderer, murderers, background check, background checks, working with children, children's entertainer, children's entertainers, security checks, criminal background checks, crb, dbs, dbs checks, disclosure and barring service, career change, tear tattoo, tear tattoos, tear tat, tear tats
An in amusement park shooting gallery aims at targets labelled Westhampton, Easthampton, & Bridgehampton
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Guess your sperm count
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"You have to shake it up if you want to see it snow again."