"I had to do it, Jeb. He was grilling zucchini."
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Welcome to Texas - Last Vegan Pizza for 773 miles.
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"There's not a dime's worth of difference between the candidates. They're both carnivores."
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"Sorry–I didn't realize you were another predator."
"Did we mention that we spent last summer in Maine?"
"I'm trying to eat more vegetarians."
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"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."
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"Two steaks, cruelly raised and brutally slaughtered. Enjoy!"
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"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."
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"Enough with the low-hanging fruit. How about some slow-moving meat?"
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"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."
"The Stevensons sent over a lovely meat basket."
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"That dead thing in the corner looks good."
"I've had a long day, so I don't want anything that will put up much of a struggle."
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"I'm one of those vegetarians who eat meat."
Fish bring a sardine can out in a casket at a fancy restaurant.
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"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."
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A pig mourns her husband at a funeral as the guests eat.
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"I feed the cat nothing but veggies."
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"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him."
"Of course you feel great. These things are loaded with antidepressants."
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"Should we pick up something for the folks who don't eat red meat?"
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"History's greatest monster: General Tso or Colonel Sanders?"
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