Snowman going through airport security
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"We could reshape your nose with conventional surgery, but I'm going to suggest something radical."
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"Eat lots of carrots."
"It's the only way I can get myself out of bed in the morning."
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"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"
"They harvest our noses then liquify them and drink the juice. They believe it gives them special powers called 'antioxidants'."
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"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."
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"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."
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Books 'n' Carrots
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"He's doing great—he'll be back in a vegetative state in no time."
"I'm behind on my carrots."
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"If you must know—pizza, pepperoni pizza, and I'm going to relish every damn bite."
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"You've just raided your last patch!"
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"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."
Carrot Throwing Act
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A man sits on a desert island made from the top of a carrot; the island is being circled by rabbits whose ears stick out of the water.
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"Then I said, 'So what does a lesbian vegan Wiccan do for fun?'"
"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."
A rabbit peeling a carrot before he eats it.
"The ginger root got the promotion because the ginger root is qualified."
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"You gotta at least dip it in ranch or something."
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"You shouldn't feel too bad. I think it's remarkable they managed even one jump."
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Carrots on sticks.
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