"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."
Tags:facial expression, facial expressions, jack o' lanten, jack o lantern, pumpkin, pumpkins, halloween, carve, carves, carving, indecision, get ready, gets ready, getting ready, hairstyle, hairstyles, makeup, make-up, get dressed, getting dressed, slow, slowly, punctual, punctuality, vain, vanity, gender stereotype, gender stereotyping, dinner party, dinner parties
"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."
Tags:vegetarian, vegetarianism, vegan, veganism, vegans, vegetarians, roast, roasts, turkey, turkeys, meat, meats, vegetable, vegetables, carrot, carrots, giant, huge, large, dinner, thanksgiving, thanksgivings, christmas, christmases, christmas dinner, thanksgiving dinner, carve, carving, imagine, imagining, ease, ease the pain, difficult, difficulty
"And then we saw this huge temple that was carved from living rock, and I can't remember what it was called, but I remember thinking, Wow!"
Tags:rock cut architecture, rock architecture, carve, carves, carving, carvings, tourist, tourists, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, ignorant, ignorance, awe, awed, awesome, temple, temples, indian, cocktail party, cocktail parties, idle rich, wealthy, gossip, gossips, gossiping, privilege, privileged, first world, 1%, appreciation, appreciator, appreciators
Jack-o-lantern in a Barbershop
Your Face In Stone
Tags:rushmore, carve, carves, carving, statue, statues, personal, personalized, personalised, personalization, stone, stones, sculpture, sculpt, sculpts, sculpting, monument, monuments, monumental, consumer, consumers, consumerism, consumerist, national park, national parks, privatize, privatizing, privatization, privatise, privatised, privatising, privatisation, road trip, road trips, vanity, vain, ego, egotist, egotists, egotistical, mount rushmore
"Dear God, Thank you for the nice commandments."
Tags:moses, bible, exodus, old testament, god, ten commandments, commandment, commandments, engrave, engraving, chisel, hammer, carve, carving, letter, letters, thank you letter, thank you letters, thank you note, thank you notes, thank you, thanks, thankful, grateful, thank god, polite, manners, good manners, dear god
"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"
Tags:ancient greece, ancient rome, sculpture, sculptures, statue, statues, family, families, family portrait, family portraits, tourism, tourist, tourists, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, photography, quick photo, quick photograph, camera, cameras, sculpt, marble, carve, carving, sightseeing, sightseer, sightseers, favour, favor, favours, favors, ancient vs. modern, modern life, past vs. present
Caption Contest TK
Tags:moses, ten commandments, bible, holy bible, bibles, book of exodus, exodus, deuteronomy, exodus and deuteronomy, hebrew, hebrew bible, stone, stones, stone work, stone carving, stone carvings, carve, carving, carvings, carved, god, christian, christianity, christians, moral, morals, moral behavior, moral behaviors, moral behaviour, moral behaviours, bed, bedtime, night, night time, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, up late, staying up, staying up late, working late, bible study, church, priest, priests, religion, religions, religious
Tags:sculpt, sculpting, sculpture, sculptures, sculptor, sculptors, carve, carving, art, artist, artists, carvings, modern art, modern artist, cubism, cube, cubes, pointless, futile, waste of time, wasting time, conceptual art, conceptual art piece, chisel, chiselling, chisels, fruitless, chisel and hammer
"Do me a favor, chief. Next time you carve something in stone have it spell checked first."
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, old testament, exodus, book of exodus, deuteronomy, book of deuteronomy, moses, god, commandment, commandments, ten commandments, 10 commandments, decalogue, stone, carve, carving, carvings, tablet, tablets, spellchecking, spellcheck, spelling, spelling error, spelling errors, language
I miss words...
Tags:word, words, writing, write, writes, hieroglyphs, hieroglyph, hieroglyphic symbol, hieroglyphic symbols, carve, carving, carver, tablet, tablets, stone tablet, stone tablets, miss, missed, missing, difficult to write, difficult to draw, ancient egypt, egyptian hieroglyphs, ancient egyptian, ancient egyptians
Misery loves company
Tags:carving, carve, carved, carving names into a tree, love, love heart, romance, romantic, romantic, love hearts, 4ever, forever, misery loves company, old married couple, old married couples, misery, miserable, miserable couple, miserable couples, pessimist, pessimists, pessimistic, unhappy, unhappiness
A man carves a totem pole