"I finished my memoir."
Tags:memoir, memoirs, autbiography, autobiogaphies, cave art, cave painting, cave paintings, caveman, cavemen, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, carving, carvings, simple life, memory, memories, life story, cave dweller, cave dwellers, ancient history, prehistory, prehistoric
"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."
Tags:facial expression, facial expressions, jack o' lanten, jack o lantern, pumpkin, pumpkins, halloween, carve, carves, carving, indecision, get ready, gets ready, getting ready, hairstyle, hairstyles, makeup, make-up, get dressed, getting dressed, slow, slowly, punctual, punctuality, vain, vanity, gender stereotype, gender stereotyping, dinner party, dinner parties
"Mow lawn, take out garbage, water plants, weed garden."
Tags:history, historical, artifact, artifacts, ancient, ruin, ruins, carving, carvings, stone, stone carving, stone carvings, writing, language, inscription, inscriptions, investigate, research, researcher, researchers, linguist, linguists, archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists, archaeological site, archaeological sites, archaeological dig, archaeological digs, to-do-list, to-do-lists, list, lists, chore list, chore lists, checklist, checklists, chore, chores, errand, errands, housework, housekeeping
"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."
Tags:vegetarian, vegetarianism, vegan, veganism, vegans, vegetarians, roast, roasts, turkey, turkeys, meat, meats, vegetable, vegetables, carrot, carrots, giant, huge, large, dinner, thanksgiving, thanksgivings, christmas, christmases, christmas dinner, thanksgiving dinner, carve, carving, imagine, imagining, ease, ease the pain, difficult, difficulty
"I can remember when all we needed was someone who could carve and someone who could sew."
"And then we saw this huge temple that was carved from living rock, and I can't remember what it was called, but I remember thinking, Wow!"
Tags:rock cut architecture, rock architecture, carve, carves, carving, carvings, tourist, tourists, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, ignorant, ignorance, awe, awed, awesome, temple, temples, indian, cocktail party, cocktail parties, idle rich, wealthy, gossip, gossips, gossiping, privilege, privileged, first world, 1%, appreciation, appreciator, appreciators
"Good luck getting a job now."
Tags:tattoo, tattoos, tattooed, visible tattoo, visible tattoos, dress code, dress codes, professional, professionals, professionalism, dress up, dressing up, bad decision, bad decisions, impulsive, carving, carvings, tree, trees, heart, hearts, irresponsible, irresponsibility, career killer, career killers, forehead, facial tattoo, facial tattoos
"We think it had something to do with love."
Tags:ancient, ruin, ruins, carving, carvings, rock, rocks, stone, stones, landmark, landmarks, rock formation, rock formations, archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists, excavate, excavation, excavations, site, sites, expert, experts, think, guess, love, xo, hugs, hugs and kisses, xs and os, valentine, valentine's, valentines, discover, discovery, discoveries, landscape
Jack-o-lantern in a Barbershop
Your Face In Stone
Tags:rushmore, carve, carves, carving, statue, statues, personal, personalized, personalised, personalization, stone, stones, sculpture, sculpt, sculpts, sculpting, monument, monuments, monumental, consumer, consumers, consumerism, consumerist, national park, national parks, privatize, privatizing, privatization, privatise, privatised, privatising, privatisation, road trip, road trips, vanity, vain, ego, egotist, egotists, egotistical, mount rushmore
"Dear God, Thank you for the nice commandments."
Tags:moses, bible, exodus, old testament, god, ten commandments, commandment, commandments, engrave, engraving, chisel, hammer, carve, carving, letter, letters, thank you letter, thank you letters, thank you note, thank you notes, thank you, thanks, thankful, grateful, thank god, polite, manners, good manners, dear god
"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"
Tags:ancient greece, ancient rome, sculpture, sculptures, statue, statues, family, families, family portrait, family portraits, tourism, tourist, tourists, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, photography, quick photo, quick photograph, camera, cameras, sculpt, marble, carve, carving, sightseeing, sightseer, sightseers, favour, favor, favours, favors, ancient vs. modern, modern life, past vs. present
Caption Contest TK
Tags:moses, ten commandments, bible, holy bible, bibles, book of exodus, exodus, deuteronomy, exodus and deuteronomy, hebrew, hebrew bible, stone, stones, stone work, stone carving, stone carvings, carve, carving, carvings, carved, god, christian, christianity, christians, moral, morals, moral behavior, moral behaviors, moral behaviour, moral behaviours, bed, bedtime, night, night time, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, up late, staying up, staying up late, working late, bible study, church, priest, priests, religion, religions, religious
Tags:sculpt, sculpting, sculpture, sculptures, sculptor, sculptors, carve, carving, art, artist, artists, carvings, modern art, modern artist, cubism, cube, cubes, pointless, futile, waste of time, wasting time, conceptual art, conceptual art piece, chisel, chiselling, chisels, fruitless, chisel and hammer
William and Real Estate
Tags:real estate, property, properties, property owner, property owners, asset, assets, in love, love, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, promise, promises, lonely, loneliness, forever alone, landlord, landlords, estate agent, estate agents, tree heart, tree hearts, carving, carvings, heart carving, heart carvings, properties
"Some people collect miniatures, but we feel we have too much money for that."
Tags:collection, collections, bird, birds, carving, carvings, collector, collectors, dilettante, dilettantes, sculpture, sculptures, sculptor, sculptors, sculpting, oversize, oversized, impress, impresses, impressing, impressive, cultivate, cultivates, cultivating, cultivation, art collector, art collectors, art collection, art collections
"Do me a favor, chief. Next time you carve something in stone have it spell checked first."
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, old testament, exodus, book of exodus, deuteronomy, book of deuteronomy, moses, god, commandment, commandments, ten commandments, 10 commandments, decalogue, stone, carve, carving, carvings, tablet, tablets, spellchecking, spellcheck, spelling, spelling error, spelling errors, language
"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"
Tags:easter island, easter island head, easter island heads, polynesia, rapa nui, ahu tongariki, moai, statue, statues, sculpture, sculpture, carving, carvings, stone sculpture, stone sculptures, ancient civilisation, ancient civilisations, ancient civilization, ancient civilizations, keister, keisters, bottom, bottoms, behind, behinds, butt, backside, backsides, chile
"Apparently everybody just left for some 'me time'."
Tags:archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists, archeology, archeologist, archeologists, ruin, ruins, ancient, history, historical, historical site, historical sites, ancient ruin, ancient ruins, studying, examining, language, languages, carving, carvings, stone carving, stone carvings, character, characters, linguist, linguists, left, me-time, me time, relaxation, getaway, getaways, get-away, get-aways, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, break, breaks, rest, ancient culture, ancient cultures, ancient society, ancient societies
I miss words...
Tags:word, words, writing, write, writes, hieroglyphs, hieroglyph, hieroglyphic symbol, hieroglyphic symbols, carve, carving, carver, tablet, tablets, stone tablet, stone tablets, miss, missed, missing, difficult to write, difficult to draw, ancient egypt, egyptian hieroglyphs, ancient egyptian, ancient egyptians
Misery loves company
Tags:carving, carve, carved, carving names into a tree, love, love heart, romance, romantic, romantic, love hearts, 4ever, forever, misery loves company, old married couple, old married couples, misery, miserable, miserable couple, miserable couples, pessimist, pessimists, pessimistic, unhappy, unhappiness
A man carves a totem pole