"You must have thought up a million jokes."
Man on a sinking ship blowing up an inflatable desert island.
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"Why? Did you want one?"
School Trip To The Beach
Tags:washed up, washed, ship, shipwreck, ship wreck, shipwrecked, ship wrecked, beach, beaches, coast, coastal, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, seaside, sea side, kid, kids, child, bus crash, castaway, castaways, schoolbus, school bus, crash, absurd, absurdity, play, playing, free, freedom, freely, run, running, school trip, school trips, travel, travelled, travels, tourists, tourist, tourism
Man on Desert Island reads about himself.
Good News / Bad News
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"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."
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"Yeah, well your profile wasn't exactly honest either."
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Cat stuck in palm tree.
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Arbitrageur in Exile
"I'd like to announce my candidacy for President of the United States."
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"I could never leave this place—this is where I grew up."
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"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."
Tags:isolation, isolationism, isolate, isolated, maroon, marooned, literal, literality, politics, political theory, government, govermental, anti-government, antigovernment, anti government, desert, deserted, desert island, experiments, radical, radicals, political theory, limited government, experimentation, experimental, lost at sea, lost, castaway, ocean, sea, oceans, seas, demonstrative, demonstrate
Desert island 'Help' cards
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Desert Island Game
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April 20: The weather continues sunny and warm.
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"Did you rent 'Weekend at Bernie's'?"
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"Think of all that interest piling up at six per cent per annum from day of deposit."
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"I'd like to start seeing other castaways."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, dating, dating problems, dating issues, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, partner, partners, seeing new people, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, breakup, breakups, dump, dumping, desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, stranded, ship-wrecked, shipwrecked
"Before you say anything, let me tell you which TV shows I don't want spoilers on."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, marooned, castaway, castaways, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, priorities, wrong priorities, bad priorities, spoilers, tv, television, tv spoilers, television spoilers, screen addicts, screen addict, screen addiction, condition, conditions, hopeful, hopefulness
"We're in Japanese waters, that's for sure."
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