"You must have thought up a million jokes."
Man on a sinking ship blowing up an inflatable desert island.
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"Why? Did you want one?"
School Trip To The Beach
Tags:washed up, washed, ship, shipwreck, ship wreck, shipwrecked, ship wrecked, beach, beaches, coast, coastal, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, seaside, sea side, kid, kids, child, bus crash, castaway, castaways, schoolbus, school bus, crash, absurd, absurdity, play, playing, free, freedom, freely, run, running, school trip, school trips, travel, travelled, travels, tourists, tourist, tourism
Man on Desert Island reads about himself.
"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."
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"Yeah, well your profile wasn't exactly honest either."
Tags:online dating, internet dating, dating site, dating sites, whale, whales, desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, marooned, mistake, mistakes, mix up, mix ups, ix-up, mix-ups, disappointment, disappointments, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, date, dates, bad date, bad dates, first date, first dates, awkward date, awkward dates
Cat stuck in palm tree.
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Arbitrageur in Exile
"I'd like to announce my candidacy for President of the United States."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, ship wrecked, shipwrecked, hopeless, hopelessness, oblivious, obliviousness, future president, political candidate, political candidates, going mad, going crazy, optimistic, optimism, optimist, optimists, hopeful, political campaign, political campaigns, marooned, bright future, ambitious, ambition, ambitions, bad company
"I could never leave this place—this is where I grew up."
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I wish they'd quit sending my financial statements."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, castaways, castaways, maroon, marooned, strand, stranded, abandon, abandoned, bill, bills, bank statement, bank statements, financial statement, financial statements, debt, debts, in debt, overdraft, overdrafts, overdraw, overdrawn, pointless, pointlessness, futile, mail, post, letter, letters, bankrupt, bankruptcy
Desert island 'Help' cards
Tags:marooned, stranded, desert island, desert islands, lost at sea, help card, help cards, greetings card, greetings cards, brochures, brochure, holiday brochures, holiday brochures, tourist, tourists, tourism, consumerism, consumerist, consumer, consumer, modern life, modern attitudes, money making, money making scheme, castaway, castaways, abandoned, abandonment, excess information, unhelpful, unhelpful information, useless information, useless, false hope, let down
Desert Island Game
Tags:maroon, marooned, at sea, lost at sea, desert, desert island, island, islands, stereotype, visual gag, game, games, arcade, arcades, arcade game, arcade games, whack, mole, whack a, mallet, hammer, castaway, castaways, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, entertained, entertainment, fun and games, classic game, classic games
April 20: The weather continues sunny and warm.
Tags:weather forecast, weather forecasts, weather prediction, weather predictions, journal, journals, diary, dairies, travel diary, travel diaries, travel journal, travel journals, rescue raft, rescue rafts, castaway, castaways, lifeboat, lifeboats, life raft, life rafts, boredom, tedium, tedious, bored
"Did you rent 'Weekend at Bernie's'?"
Tags:rental, rentals, rent, rents, renting, rent a movie, rents a movie, renting a movie, late notice, late notices, chase down, chases down, chasing down, message in a bottle, messages in a bottle, desert island, desert islands, marooned, castaway, castaways, send away, sends away, sending away, comedy, comedies, dark comedy, dark comedies
"Think of all that interest piling up at six per cent per annum from day of deposit."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, stranded, abandon, abandoned, maroon, marooned, castaway, castaways, bank account, bank accounts, banker, bankers, saving, savings, savings account, savings accounts, interest, earning interest, compound interest, deposit, deposits, positivity, staying positive, positive outlook, positive outlooks optimist, optimists, opptimism
"I'd like to start seeing other castaways."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, dating, dating problems, dating issues, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, partner, partners, seeing new people, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, breakup, breakups, dump, dumping, desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, stranded, ship-wrecked, shipwrecked
"Before you say anything, let me tell you which TV shows I don't want spoilers on."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, marooned, castaway, castaways, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, priorities, wrong priorities, bad priorities, spoilers, tv, television, tv spoilers, television spoilers, screen addicts, screen addict, screen addiction, condition, conditions, hopeful, hopefulness
"We're in Japanese waters, that's for sure."
Tags:art, art history, history, historical, woodblock print, woodblock prints, katsushika hokusai, hokusai, japan, japanese, wave, waves, the great wave off kanagawa, japanese art, sea, ocean, oceans, sea, castaway, castaways, shipwrecked, stranded, raft, rafts, big, large, huge, sea of japan, japanese waters, maritime boundary, maritime boundaries
"We need some sort of useless leader."