Castle Cartoons

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

"Cheap merch will only hold them for so long."

"I think, Your Majesty, that you are perceived as an élitist."

Rapunzel's Short-Lived Relationship With Icarus

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"I still think a simple pedestrian mall would have sufficed."

"I wish you'd do something about the moat."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"You're right, sir—it is cute. But the last time we let one of these things in the entire kingdom was overrun with ticks, mites, and fleas."

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

"It's not fair - they have a much bigger payroll!"

"Come and get it! Ha, ha- just kidding."

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher

"We are not under siege, Your Majesty. You just have a siege mentality."

"Like that?"

"This date isn't going well, is it?"

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"Farewell, my liege!"

"The siege was yesterday."

"It's true that I promised you my kingdom for a horse, but I've changed my mind."

No Smoking in the Castle

Medieval Cat Exits Via Medieval Catflap

"If they don't quit complaining, you could threaten them with democracy."

"Nowadays, they have to share the expense of owning a castle."