Castle Cartoons

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC43943
High Res:
2773x1455 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
moat, moats, castle, castles, enemies, enemy, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royals, battlement, battlements, loneliness, lonely, isolation, isolated, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, therapist, therapists, commitment phobia, commitment phobias, cold feet, commitment issue, commitment issues

"I still think a simple pedestrian mall would have sufficed."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC22436
High Res:
1375x1693 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
pedestrian, pedestrians, mall, malls, moat, moats, shopping center, shopping centers, pedestrian street, pedestrian streets, business district, business districts, walk, walks, walking, shop, shops, shopping, keep out, castle, castles

"It's not fair - they have a much bigger payroll!"

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC131545
High Res:
4599x3270 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
king, kings, monarch, monarchs, medieval, defense, defence, castle, castles, fort, forts, attack, attacks, invade, invasion, invasions, invading, invaded, siege, sieges, besieged, fair, unfair, unjust, unbalanced, payroll, payrolls, corporate, corporation, business, businesses, games, games, salary, salaries, employee, employees, knight, knights, army, armies, soldier, soldiers, modern, history, contrast, comparison, comparing

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
Search ID:
CC122531
High Res:
3600x2376 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
trojan horse, trojan horses, sandcastle, sandcastles, castle, castles, fort, forts, trojan war, trojan wars, homer, odyssey, miniature, miniatures, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach holiday, beach holidays

"This date isn't going well, is it?"

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
Search ID:
CC128205
High Res:
2812x2940 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
date, dating, dates, dinner, dine, dinners, meals out, eating out, restaurant, restaurants, castle, castles, first date, first dates, turret, turrets, arrow, arrows, bow, bows, bow and arrow, firing, shooting, shoots, bad, badly, going well, isn't going well, absurd, absurdist, castle on head, head, heads, signal, signals, soldier, guard, soldiers, guards

"Nowadays, they have to share the expense of owning a castle."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC133942
High Res:
2897x3786 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
king, kings, monarch, monarchs, royal, royals, royalty, castle, castles, recession, credit crunch, credit-crunch, downturn, expense, expensive, costly, crown, crowns, medieval, poor, share, sharing, common, unregal, properties, house, houses, home, homes

Castle with parking lot.

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC131600
High Res:
5184x3907 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
park, parks, parking lot, parking, parked, car, cars, automobile, automobiles, autos, auto, drive, driving, castle, castles, car park, car parks, car-parks, car park, car-parks, medieval, medievals, royal, royals, history, historical, parking-lot, modern, modern life, modern-life, accessible, driving culture, driving-culture

"He's his own worst enemy."

Artist:
Noth, Paul
Search ID:
CC141307
High Res:
3088x3765 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
king, kings, kingly, castle, castles, fort, fortress, enemy, enemies, moat, moats, defend, defense, defence, safe, safety, danger, dangerous, dangers, cliche, cliches, proverb, proverbs, defenses, stronghold, citadel, citadels, tower, defenses, own worst enemy, worst, enemy, his own worst enemy, their own worst enemy, her own worst enemy, ruler, monarch, monarchy, crown

"Did you remember to turn on the alarm?"

Artist:
Weyant, Christopher
Search ID:
CC140846
High Res:
3002x2705 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
castle, castles, fortress, fortresses, forgetful, forget, forgot, alarm, alarms, home security, security system, security systems, fort, forts, doubt, doubts, niggling doubt, inconvenient, inconvenience, murphy's law, murphys law, leave for work, leaving for work, workday, workdays, work day, work days, autopilot, on autopilot, thoughtless, everyday problem, everyday problems, problem, problems, paranoid, paranoia

"We found the spare key under the welcome mat."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC43019
High Res:
1998x1839 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
royal, royalty, king, kings, welcome, welcome mat, medieval, olden days, monarch, monarchy, monarchs, peasant, peasants, revolt, revolts, castle, castles, unrealistic, parallel, rich, poor, overthrow, rebellion, rebels, peasants revolt, key, keys, easy, entry, oversight, foolish, obvious, throne, crown, class warfare, warfare, revolution, revolutions, history, combination

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Artist:
Toro, Tom
Search ID:
CC143563
High Res:
3088x2679 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
bouncy castle, castle, castles, bouncy castles, fun fair, fair, fayre, fairs, fayres, carnival, medieval, play, playing, playful, plays, fight, fighting, parody, parodies, unexpected, army, armies, knight, knights, siege, sieges, siege warfare, warfare, children, childish, child, priority, priorities

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC136716
High Res:
3029x4113 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
vacation, vacations, getaway, getaways, getting away, relax, relaxes, relaxation, privilege, privileged, first world problem, first world problems, stress, stresses, end of vacation, holiday, holidays, holidaying, royal, royals, royalty, castle, castles, good life, good lives, pressure, pressures, anxiety, anxieties

The King and His Real Estate Advisors

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC121795
High Res:
2000x2311 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
king, kings, ruler, rulers, sovereign, sovereign, monarch, monarchy, royal, royalty, kingdom, kingdoms, throne, thrones, castle, castles, palace, palaces, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, buy, sell, rent, let, lease, real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property agent, property agents, property agency, property agencies, property, properties, agent, agents, agencies, agency, land, million, millions, higher, price, prices, advice, advise, house, houses, home, homes, selling, buying, selling a home, selling a house

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher

Artist:
Leighton, Robert
Search ID:
CC131233
High Res:
2997x2544 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
castle, castles, moat, moats, drawbridge, drawbridges, bridge, bridges, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, medieval, draw bridge, draw bridges, horse, horses, dish, dishes, plate, plates, cup, cups, pot, pots, dishware, dishwasher, dishwashers, dish washer, dish washer, appliance, appliances, kitchen, kitchens, open, opened, opening

"I'll tell you what it is. It's two hundred thousand peasants from permissive peasant homes, that's what it is."

Artist:
Dedini, Eldon
Search ID:
CC52420
High Res:
1788x2700 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
peasant, peasants, serf, serfs, serfdom, landsknecht, knight, knights, horseman, horsemen, cavalry, cavalier, cavalries, cavalry men, professional, professionalism, professionals, horseback, medieval, melee, flail, flails, plunder, plundering, plundered, raid, raided, raiding, efficiency, efficiency, cruel, cruelty, persevere, persevering, perseverance, tragic, mace, maces, historical, castle, castles, keep, the keep, keeps, king, kings, feudal, feudalism, medieval, medieval times, class, class struggle, permissive, home, homes, benefit, benefits, social security, hand out, hand-out, handout, handouts, hand-outs, hand outs

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
BA500107
High Res:
4271x3466 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
king, kings, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, sovereign, sovereigns, royal, royalty, castle, castles, palace, palaces, moat, moats, defence, defense, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, peasant, peasants, poor, citizen, citizens, serf, serfs, peon, peons, laborer, laborers, labourer, labourers, respect, no respect, loss of respect, history, historical, medieval, pool, pools, swimming pool, swimming pools, waterpark, waterparks, water park, water parks, swim, swimming, fun, enjoying, playing, relaxing, incorrect use

"They look happy."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC120131
High Res:
1800x4749 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
king, kings, royalty, ruler, rulers, ruling, castles, castle, tower, towers, battlement, battlements, king's aid, kings aid, peasant, peasants, underling, underlings, wealth, wealthy, rich, riches, rich people, wealthy people, distant, distanced, desensitised, desensitisation, privilege, privileged, olden days, the olden days, happy, happiness, looking happy, detached, detachment

"Come and get it! Ha, ha- just kidding."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC70251
High Res:
1740x1469 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
medieval times, dungeon, dungeons, prison guard, prison guards, prisoner, prisoners, tannt, taunting, mock, mocking, cruel, cruelty, in chains, in shackles, chained up, locked up, jail, jails, castle, castles, ball and chains, come and get it, meal time, meal times

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CX300573
High Res:
2209x1591 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, manager, managers, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, desk, desks, cubicle, cubicles, man, men, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, castle, castles, a man's home is his castle, expression, expressions, maxim, maxims, wordplay, word play

"Another miss, sir."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC135980
High Res:
2942x2501 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
cannon, cannons, cannon fire, miss, misses, shot, shots, range, short range, artillery, fire, fires, firing, fall short, falls short, falling short, fallen short, shoot, shooting, target, targets, targeting, targeted, siege, sieges, castle, castles

Knights jousting on pinatas

Artist:
Walsh, Liam Francis
Search ID:
CC141264
High Res:
3088x2649 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
pinata, pinatas, knight, knights, joust, jousts, jousting, fight, fights, fighting, sword, swords, shield, shields, castle, castles, medieval, soldier, soldiers, horse, horses

"Did I Remember To Close The Drawbridge?"

Artist:
Eckstein, Bob
Search ID:
CC142522
High Res:
3088x2018 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
home, homes, crusade, crusades, war, to war, off to war, leaving home, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, house sitter, house sitting, remember to, army, armies, march, marching, medieval, medieval times, historical, historically, warring, wars, drawbridge, draw bridge, draw-bridge, castle, castles, home, homes, home owner, home ownership, home-owner, home-ownership, hoe owners, home-owners, forget, forgetful, absent minded

"You're right, sir—it is cute. But the last time we let one of these things in the entire kingdom was overrun with ticks, mites, and fleas."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC121898
High Res:
3500x4407 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
ancient, history, troy, trojan, trojan horse, greek, greece, horse, horses, dog, dogs, animal, animals, trick, tricks, castle, castles, kingdom, kingdoms, guard, guards, gate, gates, cute, tick, ticks, mite, mites, flea, fleas, disease, diseases, puppy, puppies, stray, strays, stray dog, stray dogs, homeless, carrier, carriers, hiding, hidden, overrun, trojan dog, dangerous, risky, risk, danger, dangers, unsafe

"I wish you'd do something about the moat."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC135880
High Res:
2925x2329 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, queen, queens, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, castle, castles, moat, moats, pollution, water pollution, litter, trash, rubbish, garbage, junk, floating, clutter, mess, messy, cluttered, clean up, clean-up, housework, chore, chores, cleaning, yard work, yardwork

"I think, Your Majesty, that you are perceived as an élitist."

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC33194
High Res:
3296x3280 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, castle, castles, peasant, peasants, citizen, citizens, revolt, revolts, rebellion, rebellions, rebelling, revolution, revolutions, revolting, riot, riots, rioting, mob, mobs, angry mob, politics, history, historical, medieval, politician, politicians, government, governments, perceived, perception, perceptions, elite, elitist, class, social status, unpopular, snob, snobs, snobbish, pompous, aristocracy, aristocrat, aristocrats, noble, nobles, out of touch, out-of-touch