"I can remember when there would have been a fire truck here in ten minutes, tops!"
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"The machine's done something really weird to Mr. Hendrickson."
Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.
Tags:men, man, woman, women, boy, boys, girl, girls, feminine, femininity, masculine, masculinity, mice, mouse, cat, cats, animal, animals, anthromorphism, anthro, anthropmorhic, read, reading, books, book, self help, selfhelp, self-help, self help book, self help books, bed, beds, in bed, bedtime, bed time, relationship, bed time reading, bedtime reading, relationships, married, marriage, married life, genders, stereotype, stereotypes, understand, understanding, communication
"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."
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"You fed me tuna and cleaned my litter box, Harris, and I'm not going to forget it."
Tags:tuna, tunafish, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, chief executive, chief executives, promotion, promotions, promoted, colleague, colleagues, new boss, new bosses, favor, favors, reward, rewards, rewarding, favour, favours, hierarchy, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, cat person, cat people, cat, cats, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, manager, managers, management, newly promoted, litter box, litter boxes, corporation, corporations
"Let's try one without smiling."
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Dr. M.J. Pilkington Cosmetic Surgeon
"I'm not even away! The audacity!"
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"Never, ever, think outside the box."
"What immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry?"
Tags:blake, william blake, tyger, the tyger, tiger, the tiger, poet, poets, poetry, cat, cats, cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, fearful symmetry, delusion, delusions, delusional, delusions of grandeur, self-important, pretentious, pretentiousness, overestimate, overestimates, self-esteem, high self-esteems, feline, felines, narcissist, narcissists, narcissism
"It's not enough that we succeed. Cats must also fail."
"I really appreciate this."
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"For God's sake, think! Why is he being so nice to you?"
"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."
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"I'm sorry, Edward. I suddenly realized I'm not a cat person."
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"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."
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"Can I borrow those kittens for an hour? I want to freak out the people who had me spayed."
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"Can I call you back? I'm with a piece of string."
Cat Kung Fu
"So–what seems to be the problem?"
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"You're really light on your feet for a dog."
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"If it weren't for you, I would have conquered the world by now."
Cat and Mice
"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."
"Well, you don't look like an experimental psychologist to me."