"The phrase you're groping for is 'Thank you.'"
Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:
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"I'm a well known food critic, but I've never been able to turn it into cash."
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"He's very angry. He wanted the tuna and egg."
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"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"
"I'll give you three cans of Happy Herds Condensed Milk for two cans of Affaire de Coeur Flaky Salmon."
"I feed the cat nothing but veggies."
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Kitty Business man, In Out boxes.
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"Cat Yummies again?"
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"Shop around and get a surprise. The pussies like surprises."
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"This all started with the Fancy Feast."
"I tried cat food once. What was I thinking?"
"We're out of the cat food. Permit me to recommend the dog food."
The Crime, to the Best of Tiger's Recollection
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"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."
Corona Cupboard: Day 20
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"Maybe if your opened a can of cat food?"
"The ahi. Not the canned."
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"Whoa! Did you just hear the can opener?"
"I worry what kind of cat food we're going got make."