"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lady, cat ladies, cat craze, craze, crazes, trend, trends, trendy, fad, fads, capitalise, capitalize, consumerism, wondering, thinking, taking advantage, modern life"You're really light on your feet for a dog."
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backhanded compliment, backhanded compliments, insult, insults, rude, dance, dancing, dancer, dancers, light on your feet, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies"Now that you have a boyfriend, are you going to get rid of a cat or two?"
"I went the entire day without any human interaction."
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cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, interaction, human interaction, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, introvert, introverts, loner, loners, antisocial"Of course, he's very low maintenance."
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low maintenance, pet, pets, formaldehyde, preserve, preserves, preserved, embryo, embryos, squirrel, squirrels, dead pet, dead pets, preservation, corpse, corpses, easy, pet care, pet owner, pet owners, low-maintenance pet, low-maintenance pets, cat lady, cat ladies, crazy cat lady, crazy cat ladies"Then one day he said, 'It's either me or the damned cat!'"
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cat, cats, cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, cat lady, cat ladies, late husband, late husbands, widow, widows, ultimatum, ultimatums, smug, self-satisfied, self-satisfaction, divorce, divorces, divorcing, husband, husbands, ex-husband, divorce, divorces, divorcing, wife, wives, split up, splitting up, beloved pet, pet, pets"Like a duck. Calm and placid on the surface, but paddling like hell. That's me!"
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cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, cat lady, cat ladies, cat man, cat men, appearance, appearances, stress, stresses, stress ball, anxious, anxiety, worry, worries, worrying"I understand cats have three hundred words for kitty litter."
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cat litter, kitty litter, litter box, litter, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies"You're completely screwed up."
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unprofessional, rude, insult, insulting, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling"You just don't get it, do you?"
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, cat lady, cat ladies, accuse, accusing, accusation, accusations, understanding, knowledge, intelligence"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, pet lover, pet lovers, fur kids, fur children, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, dog lady, dog ladies, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, cat lady, cat ladies, fish, aquarium, bird, birds, bird owner, bird owners, bird lover, bird lovers, kid, kids, child, children, substitutes, substitute, replacement, replacements, fill-in, fill-ins, family, families, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, pets as children, relationship, relationships, pathetic, fur babies"Harry, I wish you'd stop singing 'The Impossible dream' and help me feed the pussies once in a while."
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cat, cats, feline, felines, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, married couples, chore, chores, housework, impossible dream, cat lady, cat ladies, impossible dreamsFishy Bumper Sticker
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ichthus, ichthys, jesus fish, jesus, god, christianity, christian, christians, bumper sticker, bumper stickers, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, fish"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."
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death, dead, will, wills, estate, heir, heirs, beneficiary, beneficiaries, inheritance, bequest, bequests, estate tax, estate taxes, state tax, state taxes, federal tax, federal taxes, tax, taxes, administrative fees, legal fees, fee, fees, share, shares, portion, portions, money, finances, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, cat lady, cat ladies, family, families, jealousy, envy, jealous, envious, executor, executors, probate"Love you!"
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cat, cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lady, cat ladies, giant, giants, large, size, sizes, sized, oversize, oversized, jumbo, jumbo size, pet, pets, big cat, big cats, vacation, vacations, work, going to work, beg, begs, begging, plead, pleads, pleading"God,...you are colorblind."
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colorblind, colourblind, color blind, colour blind, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, animal, animals, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, fashion, fashions, trend, trends, trendy, style, styles, stylish, unfashionable"You both appear to be in excellent health."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, cat lady, cat ladies, hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, examination, examinations, exam, exams, healthy, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, animal doctor, animal doctors, vet clinic, vet clinics, animal hospital, animal hospitals, veterinarian clinic, veterinarian clinicsPet Hobbies
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hobby, hobbies, tv, tvs, television, televisions, tv show, tv shows, television show, television shows, couch potato, couch potatoes, bookworm, bookworms, book, books, read, reading, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies"But when she got there, the cupboard was bare, and so the poor dog had none."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lady, cat ladies, fur child, fur children, fur baby, fur babies, kids, kids, child, children, story time, story, stories, reading, reading aloud, reading out-loud, book, books, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, old mother hubbard, dog, dogs, smiling, happy"Miranda is in a lot of pain over the attitude of her cat."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lady, cat ladies, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, attitude, pain, suffering, mental health, sad, sadness, unhappy, crying, depression