"Let's try one without smiling."
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"What immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry?"
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"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."
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"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."
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"Can I borrow those kittens for an hour? I want to freak out the people who had me spayed."
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"Can I call you back? I'm with a piece of string."
Cat Kung Fu
"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."
"The meaning of life is cats."
"The phrase you're groping for is 'Thank you.'"
"You were entirely too friendly with the Hendricksons."
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"Isn't it true that you did not love the victim, as you claim, but, in point of fact, feigned affection for the sole purpose of obtaining tuna fish?"
"Now that you have a boyfriend, are you going to get rid of a cat or two?"
"It'll never work. You're a dog person and I'm a cat person."
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"Is it any wonder you got coal in your stocking?"
"What the hell was I supposed to do? I've been declawed!"
New, Improved Cat
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"You've reached 911, and there's someone here who wants to say hello."
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"Then one day he said, 'It's either me or the damned cat!'"
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"Look what they did to her! We should be thankful they only had us spayed."
"We had the usual exchange of gifts-she gave me this diamond collar, and I ate all my dinner."
"Like a duck. Calm and placid on the surface, but paddling like hell. That's me!"
"Honey, I'm home!"
"I can see it going even a little more feline."
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Diary Of A Cat: Slept. Ate some food. Yum.
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