"I can remember when there would have been a fire truck here in ten minutes, tops!"
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"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."
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"Let's try one without smiling."
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"I'm not even away! The audacity!"
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"Never, ever, think outside the box."
"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."
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"I'm sorry, Edward. I suddenly realized I'm not a cat person."
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"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."
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"Can I borrow those kittens for an hour? I want to freak out the people who had me spayed."
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"So–what seems to be the problem?"
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"You're really light on your feet for a dog."
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"If it weren't for you, I would have conquered the world by now."
"The meaning of life is cats."
"The phrase you're groping for is 'Thank you.'"
"Before Prozac, she loathed company."
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"You were entirely too friendly with the Hendricksons."
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Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:
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"Now that you have a boyfriend, are you going to get rid of a cat or two?"
"I went the entire day without any human interaction."
A bird looks into a birdhouse from which the legs and tail of a cat are dangling.
"What kind of mischief are you into now?"
"Yeah, I was into the pet thing for a while, but that scene wasn't for me."
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"Is it any wonder you got coal in your stocking?"
"Cats! You can't live with them and you can't live without them."
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"What the hell was I supposed to do? I've been declawed!"