"You fed me tuna and cleaned my litter box, Harris, and I'm not going to forget it."
Tags:tuna, tunafish, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, chief executive, chief executives, promotion, promotions, promoted, colleague, colleagues, new boss, new bosses, favor, favors, reward, rewards, rewarding, favour, favours, hierarchy, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, cat person, cat people, cat, cats, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, manager, managers, management, newly promoted, litter box, litter boxes, corporation, corporations
"What immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry?"
Tags:blake, william blake, tyger, the tyger, tiger, the tiger, poet, poets, poetry, cat, cats, cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, fearful symmetry, delusion, delusions, delusional, delusions of grandeur, self-important, pretentious, pretentiousness, overestimate, overestimates, self-esteem, high self-esteems, feline, felines, narcissist, narcissists, narcissism
"Can I call you back? I'm with a piece of string."
Cat Kung Fu
"The meaning of life is cats."
"The phrase you're groping for is 'Thank you.'"
"Isn't it true that you did not love the victim, as you claim, but, in point of fact, feigned affection for the sole purpose of obtaining tuna fish?"
"It'll never work. You're a dog person and I'm a cat person."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, pet lover, pet lovers, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owner, cat lover, cat lovers, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, cat person, cat people, dog person, dog people, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, nothing in common, dating, break-up, breakup, break up, break-ups, breakups, break ups, breaking up, restaurant, restaurants, never work, can't work between us, too different, can't agree, disagree, animal head, animal heads
"Cats! You can't live with them and you can't live without them."
Tags:cat, cats, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, cat person, cat people, mad cat person, mad cat people, eccentric, eccentrics, cat owner, cat owners, acrobat, acrobats, acrobatics, acrobatic, america, american flag, us flag, acrobatic formation, acrobatic formations, can't live with them can't live without them, inconvenience, inconveniences, inconvenienced
New, Improved Cat
Tags:cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, cat, cats, feline, felines, obedient, obedience, thoughtful, thoughtfulness, considerate, consideration, update, updates, updated, genetic engineer, genetic engineers, genetic engineering, genetic modification, genetically modified, improved, improvement, improvements
"You've reached 911, and there's someone here who wants to say hello."
Tags:say hello, saying hello, pet, pets, pet lover, pet lovers, cat, cats, cat lover, cat lovers, 911, emergency, emergencies, emergency operator, emergency operators, cute, cuteness, overly cute, casual, out-of-place, police, call the police, calling the police, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, modern life, cat owner, cat owners, cat person, cat people, feline, felines, hold, holds, holding, on hold, emergency response, emergency responses, emergency response system, emergency response systems
"Then one day he said, 'It's either me or the damned cat!'"
Tags:cat, cats, cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, cat lady, cat ladies, late husband, late husbands, widow, widows, ultimatum, ultimatums, smug, self-satisfied, self-satisfaction, divorce, divorces, divorcing, husband, husbands, ex-husband, divorce, divorces, divorcing, wife, wives, split up, splitting up, beloved pet, pet, pets
"We had the usual exchange of gifts-she gave me this diamond collar, and I ate all my dinner."
"Like a duck. Calm and placid on the surface, but paddling like hell. That's me!"
"Honey, I'm home!"
Tags:cat, cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lady, cat ladies, giant, giants, large, size, sizes, sized, oversize, oversized, jumbo, jumbo size, pet, pets, big cat, big cats, vacation, vacations, work, going to work, beg, begs, begging, plead, pleads, pleading
"Listen to this baby purr."
Tags:purr, purrs, purring, car, cars, new car, new cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, mice, mouse, cat, cats, horse, horses, engine, engines, gearhead, gearheads, car lover, car lovers, show off, shows off, showing off, cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, proud, pride, consumer, consumerism
Rhonda P. Clewson- Cat Person
Tags:cat person, cat people, cat, cats, pet cat, pet cats, pet, pets, offices, office worker, office workers, office door, office doors, titles, title, door, doors, catflap, catflaps, cat flap, cat flaps, mad cat woman, mad cat women, pet door, pet doors, cat owner, cat owners, pet owner, pet owners, job title, job titles
"Read the card! Read the card!"
Tags:read the card, card, cards, gift, gifts, present, presents, cat lady, cat ladies, cat, cats, feline, felines, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, mouse, mouser, mousers, ratter, ratters, micer, micers, feline behaviour, feline behavior, cat behaviour, cat behavior
Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat
Tags:cat, cats, kitties, kitty, kitten, kittens, cat lady, crazy cat lady, crazy cat people, cat person, cat people, cat carrier, luxury, luxuries, cat got the cream, luxurious, luxuriously, pet, pets, domestic, domestic pet, domestic pets, love, loving, owner, pet owner, owners, role, roles, switched, switching, role switching, love, loves, loving, treat, special treatment
"It's a dog tradition. Every morning and evening, we thank God that we're not cats."
"Do you have this in a cat?"
"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."
Tags:cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, cat lady, cat woman, crazy cat lady, simple, sleeping cat, sleeping cats, grass is always greener, life of cats, pet, pets, domestic cat, domestic, indoor cat, indoor cats, inside cat, inside cats, lap cat, lap cats, election, elections, party, parties, party politics, issue, issues, point, points, key points, priorities, appeal, cat ladies, crazy cat ladies, cat person, cat people
"The cat misses licking your hair."
Tags:cat person, cat people, cat, cats, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat behaviour, cat behavior, lick, licks, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail, jails, visiting hour, visiting hours, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, home life, home-life, prison sentence, prison sentences