Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog
The Love Song Of J. Alfred Crew
Ten Plagues for Today's Seder
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"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."
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This Spring Try Life's End: Clothing For People Who Have Just Given Up
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New Listings From Frustration House.
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SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE
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Items from the Fall 2018 Melancholia Catalogue.
Mail-Order Yard Sale
"And, in exchange for his testimony, your client gets to pick something nice out of our catalogue."
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The Dorrie Decimal System
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"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."
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"It's from Neiman-Marcus. We've been pre-approved to receive their catalog."
"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."
"Why don't I start you folks off with our exciting Fall Food catalogue."
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"These are my leather-bound Hammacher Schlemmer catalogues."
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"Hey, wanna get kinky and read each other's catalogues?"
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Desert Island Delivery
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Free Ideas for Alternative Fuels
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Items From the Jay Leno Fan Club
"Gentlemen, inventory is building up at an alarming rate."
"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."