"Could I have the fires al dente?"
Tags:fastfood, fastfood chain, fastfood chains, fastfood restaurant, fast food restaurants, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, al dente, pasta, millennial, millennials, spoilt kid, spoilt kids, catering, service industry, catering industry, burger, burgers, fries, customer, customers, stupid customer, stupid customers, bad customer, bad customers
Wheel of Dinner
Tags:wheel of fortune, decision wheels, decision wheel, supper, bachelors, bachelor, singles, single, being single, dinners, dinner, lunch, take out, cooks, cooking, kitchen, take away, lazy, pizza, takeout, lazy, decision, decision makers, decision maker, decision making, catering, choice, random, food, eating out, eating
A train's dining car is a diner.
Tags:train, trains, carriage, carriages, train carriage, train carriages, diner, diners, diner car, diner cars, dining, low cuisine, railroad, railroads, rail travel, railroad car, railroad cars, lunch car, lunch cars, catering, surprise, surprised, unexpected, overeat, overeats, overeating, dining car, dining car, dining cars, diner, diners, trendy, trendiness, hipster, hipsters, old-fashioned, retro, retro design, retro designs, throwback, throwbacks
Ed's Restaurant - Closed. Get Over It
Tags:sign, signs, signage, door sign, closure, closed, close, fails, fail, failed, failure, failures, bankrupt, bankruptcy, economy, economic, recession, small business, small businesses, dining, diner, diners, restaurants, restaurant, shut down, shut-down, shutdown, food, eating, eatery, cafe, rude, rudeness, frank, frankness, brusque, school of hard knocks, hard knocks, service, service industry, catering
Tags:catering, caterers, caterer, hospitality and catering, cafe, cafes, diner, diners, eating out, dining, out, customer, customers, bad customers, bad customer, monotony, monotonous, boredom, bored, boring, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, servers, server, restaurant, lunch hour, lunch hours, lunch-hour, lunch-hours, lunch time, lunch times, lunchtimes, lunchtime, lunch, lunches, cook, cooks, chef, chefs, bad service, bad customer, service, getting your own back
"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."
Tags:allergies, allergic, food allergy, allergy, allergen, eating, eaten, eat, eating out, cater, catered, catering, customer, customers, customer's always right, customers always right, kid, kids, child, picky, picky kid, school, schools, parent, parents, parenting, coddle, coddled, coddling, foodie, foodies, lactose intolerant, lactose-intolerant, unfortunate, unfortunately
"I brought a pound cake in case they don't like the chum." Shark Hunting With Mom
Tags:fishing, shark, fisherman, mother, mom, mum, mothering, mothered, smothering, family outing, chum, pound cake, mom's cooking, mum's cooking, home cooked, home cooking, home cooked meal, mom's baking, baking, mum's baking, parents, parental, maternal, woman, overbearing, helicopter parent, caring, spare, bring a spare, bringing a spare, extra food, cater, caters, catering
"Careful, these plates are extremely dirty."
"Quick! Toss me the stalest one you've got!"
Tags:pretzel, pretzels, street food, food cart, food carts, food stand, food stands, street vendor, street vendors, caterer, caterers, catering, arrest, arrests, handcuff, handcuffs, incompetent, incompetence, bad food, improvise, improvising, improviser, improvisers, unprofessional, professionalism
Strictly Adult Services24-hour phone catering
Tags:catering, caterer, caterers, catering services, adult services, middle age, middle aged, middle class, middle class life, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, mid life crisis, mid life crises, taboos, phoneline, phonelines, telephone line, telephone lines, fantasy, phone catering, telephone catering, phonographic phone services
"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"
Tags:women, woman, coffee, coffees, cappuccino, cappuccinos, waiter, waiters, wait staff, catering, cater, catered, service, service industry, food, food industry, cafe, cafes, outdoor cafe, trend, trends, trendy, trending, fashion, fashions, fashionable, same, same same, similarity, similarities, cup of joe, homogeneous
"Your metabolism is the envy of everyone at this party."
"I'm gay and I'm a caterer, so it's a real win-win."
A pig mourns her husband at a funeral as the guests eat.
Tags:pig, pigs, pork, hog, hogs, hog roast, hog roasts, funeral, funerals, vegetarian, vegetarians, carnivore, carnivores, wake, wakes, roast, roasts, vegan, vegans, veganism, guilt, guilt-inducing, guilting, widow, widows, widowed, cater, caters, catering, caterer, caterers, pork roll, pork rolls, pork bun, pork buns, whole hog, funeral rites
"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, food, lunch, lunches, catering, caterer, caterers, catered, cooking, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, home cook, home cooks, home cooking, homemade, spoiled, picky, fussy, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy eater, fussy eaters, school lunch, school lunches, lunch box, lunch boxes, modern life
"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."
Tags:waiter, waiters, waitstaff, waiting staff, eating out, dining out, customer service, restaurant, friendship, friendships, context, tip, tips, good service, good customer service, catering, hospitality, hospitality industry, flatter, flattery, flattering, two faced, two-faced, fake, building rapport, rapport, customer rapport
"Ya, that's right. Blame the help!"
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, house trained, house-trained, house training, toilet trained, toilet training, dog poo, dog poos, dog poop, dog poops, help, blame, blame game, blame games, blame-game, blame-games, waiter, waiters, cocktail party, cocktail parties, party, parties, server, servers, caterer, caterers, catering, blaming, blamed, obvious suspect, obvious suspects
"I ran out of ice."
Tags:shaved ice, ice shave, hawaiian shaved ice, street food, street vendor, street vendors, food cart, food carts, food stand, food stands, mice, mouse, run out of ice, running out of ice, caterer, caterers, catering, excuse, excuses, making excuses, incompetent, incompetence, last minute, catering and hospitality, catering industry
"Great session, Doc."
Tags:therapist, therapists, therapy, therapy session, therapy sessions, finger food, finger foods, cater, caters, catered, catering, caterer, caterers, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, appointment, appointments, butler, butlers, waiter, waiters, waiting, wait staff, attentive, attentiveness
"We'll all have a piece of this."
Tags:piece of cake, pieces of cake, wedding, weddings, wedding reception, wedding receptions, wedding cake, wedding cakes, bridal party, bride, brides, groom, grooms, reception, receptions, cheapskate, cheapskates, cheap option, cheap options, cater, caters, catering, caterer, caterers, diner, diners, greasy spoon, greasy spoons, counter service, downscale
"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"
Tags:eating out, restaurant, restaurants, salad, salads, fine dining, waiter, waiters, waitstaff, wait staff, service, service industry, cater, catered, catering, food service, food industry, customer, customers, customer's always right, customers always right, vegan, veg, vegans, veggie, vegetarian, vegetarians, meat free, meat-free, meatless, organic, organics, animal rights, animal rights activist, modern life, modern world, modernity
"It's gotten so customers won't take my advice unless they think I'm gay."
Tags:mlm, man loving man, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, inclusive, inclusivity, fashion, fashions, retail, retailer, retailers, hiring, strategic, strategy, strategies, sale, salesmen, sales, style, stylish, fashion sense, fashion-sense, fashionable, customer, customers, customer service, customer is always right, bias, biased, biases, pander, pandering, cater, catered, catering, caters, store, stores, fashion advice, advice, advise, advised
"Darling, Mother faxed her tuna-casserole recipe all the way from Ohio."
Tags:fax, faxes, fax machine, fax machines, tuna casserole, tuna casseroles, cater, caters, catering, caterer, caterers, host, hosts, hosting, hosting duty, hosting duties, ambassador, ambassadors, recipe, recipes, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, home cooked meal, home cooked meals, old fashioned, tradition, traditions, family traditions, family tradition, good impression, good impressions, make an impression, making an impression
"Ya, that's right. Blame the help!"
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog poo, dog poos, dog poop, dog poops, obvious suspect, obvious suspects, blame, blamegame, blame game, blame games, scapegoat, scapegoats, party, parties, waiter, waiters, server, servers, eating out, eat out, catering, caterer, caterers, catering service, catering services, bad dog, bad dogs, naughty dog, naughty dogs, house trained, house training, house train
"I wonder if I might have a-er-glass of water."