"God must have been very pleased."
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"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"
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"I'm Jewish and Don is Catholic, but we're raising the kids as wolves."
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Kicking Out The Jams On A Friday Night With The Sisters Of Doo-Wop
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"Of course, my confessions probably aren't nearly as interesting as yours."
"Sometimes I wonder if we haven't carried ecumenism a bit too far."
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"And God bless Mr. Chu's Szechuan Palace."
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Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.
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"What do we do with all the guys who ate meat on Friday?"
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"To hell with you, too."
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"Sister Theresa, who was St. Regis?"
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A lightning bolt bounces from a church and hits a house.
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"If you had listened to me when you were twelve, you wouldn't be in this mess."
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Upcoming Vatican Announcements
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"I love the blockbusters of the summer confession season."
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"I'm going to give it all up and follow St. Francis."
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"It's a Popemobile."
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"For your penance say five 'our fathers' and five 'hail Marys'. Thank you for sharing that with me."
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"He ain't heavy, Father. He's a noodle."
"They have a wonderful author-editor relationship."
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"Rain, Your Holiness—may I suggest the plastic papal vestments?"
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If the confessionals a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'!!!"
"As an ex-priest, I'm having a hard time adjusting to these noncathedral ceilings."
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How's my absolution! (800)-HAIL MARY