"God must have been very pleased."
Tags:france, note-dame, cathedral, cathedrals, church, churches, architecture, architect, architects, religion, religious, christianity, christian, christians, catholic, catholics, catholicism, god, happy, pleased, impressive, impressed, worship, worshipping, landmark, landmarks, medieval, history, historical, gothic, art, tourist, tourists, tourism
"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"
Tags:religious, religiousness, fan, fans, fanatic, fanatics, foam hand, foam hands, we're number one, catholic, catholics, catholicism, baptist, baptists, church of england, coe, best, first place, first prize, competitive, competitiveness, competition, competitions, church, churchs, favorite, favorites, team, teams, sports team, sports teams
Tags:small talk, small-talk, making small talk, making small-talk, weather, the weather, hell, purgatory, catholic beliefs, catholicism, catholic, catholics, punishments, sins, converse, conversation, in purgatory, limbo, in limbo, british weather, char chatting, re teachers, re teacher, rs teacher, rs teachers
"I'm Jewish and Don is Catholic, but we're raising the kids as wolves."
Tags:jew, jews, jewish, catholic, catholics, catholicism, mixed family, mixed families, kid, kids, children, religious family, religious families, ideology, ideologies, differing ideology, differing ideologies, raised by wolves, wolf, wolves, misbehave, misbehaves, misbehaving, interfaith, interfaith family, interfaith families, blended family, blended families, shpasik, jtoons
Kicking Out The Jams On A Friday Night With The Sisters Of Doo-Wop
Tags:religion, religious, religious imagery, religions, party, parties, doo wop, doo-wop, musical, musically, fun, having fun, letting your hair down, let your hair down, nun, nuns, clergy, sisters, choral, piano, pianos, free, freedom, catholicism, catholic, catholics, friday night, friday nights, women, song, songs, together, friend, friends, friendship, companion, companions, companionship
"Of course, my confessions probably aren't nearly as interesting as yours."
"Sometimes I wonder if we haven't carried ecumenism a bit too far."
Tags:religion, religions, religious, christian, christians, christianity, catholic, catholics, catholicism, devil, lucifer, satan, demon, demons, evil, roman catholic, roman catholics, roman catholicism, cardinal, cardinals, clergy, clergyman, clergymen, ecumenical, ecumenicism, acceptance, accepting, council, councils, vatican, vatican council, vatican councils, denomination, denominations, non-denominational, church, churches, council chamber, council chambers, philosophy
"And God bless Mr. Chu's Szechuan Palace."
Tags:chinese, china, szechuan, sichuan, take away, take-away, take out, take-out, grace, saying grace, catholic, christian, christians, prayer, praying, pray, prays, thankful, thanking, god, gods, food, foods, drink, drinks, tradition, traditions, traditional, pun, puns, bless, blessing, blessings, blessed, blesser, graces
Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.
Tags:priest, priests, priesthood, preacher, preachers, clergy, catholic, catholicism, catholics, methodist, methodists, methodism, presbyterianism, presbyterian, presbyterians, anglican, anglicans, anglicanism, lutheran, lutherans, lutheranism, clergymen, clergyman, communion, the eucharist, confession, confessions, confessional, guilt, guilty, glutton, gluttony, confess, weight, overweight, weight issues, loosing weight, diet, dieting, diets, overeating, overeater, binge eating, bishop, bishops, episcopal, episcopalian, religion, religions, religious leaders, religious leader, lent
"What do we do with all the guys who ate meat on Friday?"
Tags:lent, catholic, catholics, catholicism, fast, fasts, fasting, abstain, abstains, abstaining, friday, fridays, eating meat on friday, hell, devil, lucifer, hades, arbitrary, rule, rules, organized religion, organised religion, afterlife, afterlives, fish, fish on friday, religious laws, religious law, orthodox, rule breakers, rule breaker
"To hell with you, too."
Tags:to hell with you, peace be with you, priest, priests, mass, masses, catholic, catholics, catholic church, catholic mass, catholic masses, church service, church services, mishear, mishears, mishearing, misheard, faux pas, automatic response, automatic responses, inappropriate response, inappropriate responses, profanity, profane, blasphemy, blasphemer, blasphemers
"Sister Theresa, who was St. Regis?"
Tags:st. regis hotel, new york, new york city, saint regis, st. regis, hotel, hotels, nun, nuns, catholic, catholics, catholicism, saint, saints, patron saint, patron saints, hotel chain, hotel chains, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, bible scholar, bible scholars, religious studies, religious studies major, religious studies majors, chain, chains
A lightning bolt bounces from a church and hits a house.
Tags:god, god's will, wrath, god's wrath, vengeance, god's vengeance, catholic, catholics, catholicism, christ, christian, christians, christianity, pray, prays, praying, praying, prayer, prayers, landscape, curse, curses, cursed, lightning, lightning strike, lightning strikes, reverend, reverends, redirect, redirects, redirecting, storm, storms, storming, rainstorm, rainstorms
"If you had listened to me when you were twelve, you wouldn't be in this mess."
Tags:confess, confession, confessional, confession box, box, church, churches, religion, religions, catholic, catholicism, priest, priests, clergy, clergyman, pastor, pastors, listen, listens, listening skills, crimes, criminal, court, courts, court room, courtroom, law, lawyer, court of law, lawyers, attorney, defense attorney, prosecute, prosecutor, prosecution, children, child, kid, kids, lessons, life lessons
Upcoming Vatican Announcements
Tags:the vatican, vatican, religion, religious, religiously, religious imagery, catholic church, the catholic church, catholic, catholicism, satire, satirical, parody, parodies, future, predict, prediction, predictions, futuristic, pope, popes, the pope, democritus, science, scientific advancements, scientific, announcement, announcements, recognise, recognize, recognised, recognized, darwin, darwinism, mistake, mistakes, contraception, contraceptive, contraceptives, birth control, birth-control, parody, parodies
"I love the blockbusters of the summer confession season."
Tags:confession, confessions, confessional, confessionals, reconciliation, church, churches, catholicism, catholic, catholics, priest, priests, confessor, confessors, minister, ministers, pastor, pastors, gossip, drama, rumor, rumors, rumours, rumors, blockbuster, blockbusters, juicy gossip, juicy details, news, scandal, scandals, scandalous, confession booth, confession booths, forgiveness, forgive
"I'm going to give it all up and follow St. Francis."
Tags:st. francis, saint francis, nature, natural world, consumer, consumers, consumerism, agenda, agendas, icon, icons, iconic, poverty, vow of poverty, off the grid, going off the grid, saint, saints, catholic, catholics, catholicism, vow, vows, religious, christian, christians, christianity, media darling, media darlings, monk, monks, do without, doing without, spirituality
"It's a Popemobile."
Tags:religion, religious, christianity, catholicism, roman catholicism, christian, christians, catholic, catholics, clergy, clergyman, clergymen, cardinal, cardinals, pope, popes, popemobile, vatican, rome, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, valet parking, valet, valets, parking attendant, parking attendants, parking
"For your penance say five 'our fathers' and five 'hail Marys'. Thank you for sharing that with me."
Tags:confession, confessional, confessionals, confessing, confess, church, churches, religion, religions, priest, priests, catholic, catholics, penance, penances, penitent, penitents, prayer, prayers, guilt, guilty, thank you, thanks, give thanks, appreciation, appreciate, customer service, customer services, conscience, consciences, confessional booth, confession booth, parish priest, parish priests
"He ain't heavy, Father. He's a noodle."
"They have a wonderful author-editor relationship."
Tags:monastery, monasteries, catholic, catholics, author, authors, editor, editors, manuscript, manuscripts, monk, monks, illumination, illuminated, illuminated manuscript, illuminated manuscripts, close relationship, close relationships, writer, writers, writing, professional writer, professional writers, publisher, publishers, publishing, publishing business, publishing businesses
"Rain, Your Holiness—may I suggest the plastic papal vestments?"
Tags:religion, religious, christianity, christian, christians, catholic, catholics, catholicism, roman catholics, roman catholic, roman catholicism, pope, popes, holiness, papal, papal vestments, clothes, clothing, rain gear, rain wear, water-proof, waterproof, plastic, weather, bad weather, storm, storms, stormy, rain, raining, rainy, butler, butlers, assistant, assistants, server, servers, speech, speech, public address, public addresses, vatican, rome, italy, papal address, papal addresses, st. peter's basilica, dress for the weather, dressing for the weather, weather-appropriate clothing, weather-appropriate attire
If the confessionals a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'!!!"
"As an ex-priest, I'm having a hard time adjusting to these noncathedral ceilings."
Tags:priest, priests, inmate, inmates, arrested, arresting, ex, exes, ex-priest, ex-priests, former priest, former priests, catholic, catholics, scandal, scandals, catholicism, christian, christians, christianity, adjust, adjusts, adjustment period, adjustment periods, breaking in, breakin in period, breaking in periods, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, prison, prisons, jail, jails, jailing, jailer, jailers
How's my absolution! (800)-HAIL MARY