"God must have been very pleased."
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THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.
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"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"
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"I'm Jewish and Don is Catholic, but we're raising the kids as wolves."
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Kicking Out The Jams On A Friday Night With The Sisters Of Doo-Wop
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"Sometimes I wonder if we haven't carried ecumenism a bit too far."
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"How many bad habits do you have to have to equal once vice?"
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Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.
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"What do we do with all the guys who ate meat on Friday?"
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A sign in the front window of a bookstore says "Meet the Pope 2 p.m."
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"Sister Theresa, who was St. Regis?"
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A lightning bolt bounces from a church and hits a house.
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"If you had listened to me when you were twelve, you wouldn't be in this mess."
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Upcoming Vatican Announcements
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"I love the blockbusters of the summer confession season."
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"I'm going to give it all up and follow St. Francis."
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"It's a Popemobile."
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"He ain't heavy, Father. He's a noodle."
"Rain, Your Holiness—may I suggest the plastic papal vestments?"
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"As an ex-priest, I'm having a hard time adjusting to these noncathedral ceilings."
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How's my absolution! (800)-HAIL MARY
"My parents wanted me to join the priesthood, but I didn't think I'd have the stomach for that much controversy."
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"We're thinking maybe it's time you started getting some religious instruction. There's Catholic, Protestant, and Jewish---any of those sound good to you?"
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A nun cries