"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."
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"Tell us again how you took five thousand head out to Kansas City and made it back in time to pick up the kids from gymnastics."
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"I think I'm mystery meat."
"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."
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"The tough part is instilling brand loyalty."
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"Very impressive. I'd like to find five thousand more like you."
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"He's worth quite a bit of money but it's all tied up in semen.''
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"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''
"He claims we had a fling in Vermont but it doesn't ring a bell.''
"The new house is almost ready!"
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"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."
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"Come on Earl – forget about the office and let's go find some cows."