"You've got someone's shirt caught on your left horn."
Tags:viking, vikings, pillage, pillaging, raid, raiding, less talking more raiding, ancient, ancient history, historical, horned, horn, horns, horned helmet, helmet, helmets, caught, problem, problems, hat, hats, shirt, shirts, boat, longboat, norse, nordic, armor, armour, europe, european history, european, myth, myths, mythology, early modern, medieval
Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug
Tags:fishing, fly fishing, ice fishing, ice, winter, snow, cold, freezing, frozen, flying fish, angling, anglers, fishing tackle, bait, baits, flies, rods, reels, rod, reel, catch, catching, caught, fish, casting, cast, hunting, sport, sports, hobbies, frozen pond, frozen ponds, frozen lake, frozen lakes, fisherman, fishermen, ice fish, ice fishes, casts, casting, fisherman, fishermen
"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."
Tags:dentist, dentists, dental office, dental offices, dentist's office, dentist's offices, dental, dental work, teeth, tooth, teeth cleaning, cleaning, teeth cleanings, cleanings, going to the dentist, flossing, floss, lie, lies, lying, lying to the dentist, falsehood, falsehoods, fib, fibs, fibbing, demonstrate, demonstrating, demonstration, demonstrations, demo, demos, example, examples, caught, caught red-handed, caught in a lie, medical, medicine
"This is really embarrassing."
Tags:vacuum, vacuums, vacuum cleaner, vacuum cleaners, hoover, hoovers, sweeper, sweeper, embarrassed, embarrassing, embarrass, trash, garbage, rubbish, dust, trash can, trash cans, garbage can, garbage cans, garbage bin, garbage bins, rubbish bin, rubbish bins, dust bin, dust bins, bin, bins, can, cans, eating, eating garbage, eating rubbish, eating trash, caught, caught red-handed, night, nighttime, middle of the night, pet, pets, hungry, starving
"God, I hate to fly."
"All right, you're free to go. We're in this for the sport - catch and release only."
Tags:criminal, criminals, crimes, law, laws, order, law and order, police, policing, catch, catching, catch and release, release, releasing, releases, catches, caught, arrest, arrested, arresting, cops, cop, fish, fishing, hunt, hunting, hunter, fisher, fisherman, angler, angle, angling, sport, sporting, police officer, police officers, policeman, policemen, human rights, abuse, abuses, sport fishing, cruel, cruelty, abuser, abusers
"Tell me about your last accounting job."
Tags:interview, interviews, interviewing, employed, employee, employees, employer, working world, world of work, modern life, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, cookie from the cookie jar, cookie, cookies, cookie jar, cookie jars, account, accounts, accounting, accountant, accountants, fraud, frauds, fraudulent, caught, caught red-handed, caught redhanded, red-handed, bad reference, reference, references, fired, fire, fires, firing, laid off, lay-off, lay off, lay-offs, lay offs
"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "
Tags:neighborhood watch, neighbourhood watch, neighbor, neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, neighbourhood, neighborhood, creep, creepy, creeps, paedophiles, paedophile, creeper, crimes, criminal, criminals, voyeurism, caught, spy, spying, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, drunk, alcohol, beer, beers
"When you're through with that, there's a water cooler on seven that needs emptying."
Tags:water cooler, water coolers, stall, stalls, stalling, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, break room, break rooms, breakroom, breakrooms, lunch break, lunch breaks, long lunch break, long lunch breaks, waste time, wasting time, loiter, loiters, loitering, office drone, office drones, office worker, office workers, linger, lingers, lingering, caught, rebuke, rebukes, sarcastic, sarcasm
"It's not what it looks like. The sex is horrible, and we're miserable."
"I don't see you pencilled in my calendar, Armstrong."
Tags:meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, performance review, performance reviews, corporate ladder, the corporate ladder, career ladder, the career ladder, management style, management styles, under reaction, under reaction, appointment, appointments, booking an appointment, highrise, highrises, skyscraper, skyscrapers, breaking in, breaking and entering, caught
"'In flagrante delicto,' indeed! You never miss an opportunity to show off your classical education, do you?"
Tags:in flagrante, in flagrante delicto, caught, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, latin, latin phrase, latin phrases, show-off, show-offs, showing off, educated, education, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, philander, philanders, philandering, philanderer, philanderers, adulterer, adulterers, spouse, spouses, pet peeve, pet peeves, bicker, bickers, bickering, argue, argues, arguing, argument, arguments, pretentious, pretentiousness
"Do you have any idea how fast you were evolving?"
Tags:animal, animals, fish, science, biology, evolution, evolutionary theory, darwin's theory of evolution, theory of evolution, darwin, evolutionism, evolutionist, evolutionists, evolving, evolve, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, state trooper, state troopers, traffic, traffic stop, traffic stops, pulled over, ticket, tickets, fine, fines, speeding, fast, too fast, caught, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation
"Next time you hold up a crowded store, don't wear a recognizable fragrance."
Tags:criminal, robber, robbery, robbing, heist, thief, thieves, steal, stealing, stolen, steals, police, arrest, arresting, charge, charged, criminals, caught, catches, fragrance, fragrances, perfume, perfumes, mistake, mistakes, evidence, aftershave, aftershaves, fancy, metrosexual, metrosexuals, feminine, hold up, hold-up, consumerism, consumerist, fashion, fashions, unique, independent, hipster, hipsters, materialism, vain, vanity
"And whose little mole is this?"
"The s-p-e-l-l-i-n-g thing doesn't w-o-r-k anymore, mom."
"No, I'm not jealous, Henry. Just hurt and a bit puzzled."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, infidelity, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, mistresses, hurt, puzzled, confused, confusion, caught
"You wouldn't understand, Muriel. It's a drunk thing."
"Don't get caught."
Tags:criminal, bad criminal, work, workday, going to work, another day in the office, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, supportive relationships, supportive, support, caught, pressure, under pressure, unsupportive, day-job, earning a living, making ends meet, deceit, deceitful, deceive
Tags:frog, frogs, toad, toads, reptile, reptiles, amphibian, amphibians, fly, flies, insect, insects, swear, swearing, curse, cursing, cuss, cussing, flight, flying, caught, captured, stuck, stick, lift, lifting, heavy lifting, superhero, superheroes, super strength, super strong, frog eating flying, frog catching fly, super hero, super heroes, super-heroes, super-hero, superheros, super heros, super-heros, drag, dragging, pulled, pull pulling, superfly, superfrog, food chain, food chains, food web, food webs, prey, predator, predators, predation, preying, circle of life
Prison Reading Material
Tags:jail, jails, jailed, prison, prisoner, imprisoned, crimes, criminal, criminals, incarcerate, incarcerated, jail cell, jail cells, cellmate, cellmates, escape, escaped, escaping, prison escape, plan, planning, planner, plans, scheme, scheming, magazine, magazines, newspaper, newspapers, periodical, periodicals, industrial magazine, industrial journals, professional magazines, professional journal, caught, inspiration
"My wife! The good silver!"
Tags:infidelity, unfaithfulness, cheat, cheater, cheaters, two timing, two timer, two timers, adulterer, adulterers, extramarital, extramarital sex, dish and spoon, the dish and the spoon, the dish ran away with the spoon, hey diddle diddle, caught, silverware, crockery, cutlery, two-timer, two-timers, two, timing, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes
"He has a very deft touch."
Tags:bear, bears, hunt, hunting, hunted, hunter, hunters, grizzly, grizzlies, grizzly bear, grizzly bears, family, families, bartender, bartenders, mixer, mixers, cocktail, cocktails, nature, river, rivers, salmon, salmons, deft, deftly, catch, caught, martini, martinis, exaggerate, exaggerated, metaphor, metaphors, spoof, spoofed, talking animal, talking animals, wildlife
"Where are the car keys?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, fish, underwater, caught, fishing, fishing net, fishing nets, fisherman, fishermen, car key, car keys, trapped, lost, stuck, last moment, last moments, transportation, car, cars, driver, drivers, automobile, automobiles, vehicle, vehicles, key, keys