Caught Cartoons

"You've got someone's shirt caught on your left horn."

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

"This is really embarrassing."

"God, I hate to fly."

"All right, you're free to go. We're in this for the sport - catch and release only."

"Tell me about your last accounting job."

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

"When you're through with that, there's a water cooler on seven that needs emptying."

"It's not what it looks like. The sex is horrible, and we're miserable."

"I don't see you pencilled in my calendar, Armstrong."

"'In flagrante delicto,' indeed! You never miss an opportunity to show off your classical education, do you?"

"Do you have any idea how fast you were evolving?"

"Next time you hold up a crowded store, don't wear a recognizable fragrance."

"And whose little mole is this?"

Spider Chair.

"The s-p-e-l-l-i-n-g thing doesn't w-o-r-k anymore, mom."

"No, I'm not jealous, Henry. Just hurt and a bit puzzled."

"You wouldn't understand, Muriel. It's a drunk thing."

"Don't get caught."

Frog's Dinner

Prison Reading Material

"My wife! The good silver!"

"He has a very deft touch."

"Where are the car keys?"