Celeb Cartoons

"He seems an awful lot bigger in his movies."

"They're making my web-page into a movie!"

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

Megadeath Comes for the Archbishop'Did you bring the amps?'

"I don't know what that is, either - it could be the Olsen twins."

"I should be more like Sharon Stone? You should be more like Sharon Stone!"

"We thought we were going out with Laverne and Shirley, but it turned out to be Thelma and Louise."

"Here we go—Xena, Warrior Princess, versus Sheena, Queen of the Jungle."

"That was fun. What time does the next trial of the century start?"

"Actually, we all think you're doing a pretty good job. We just feel it would be more fun to have a celebrity for C.E.O."

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

"Which Microsoft millionaire are you thinking about now?"

Snow White and her Seven people.

"But enough about my teeth. Let's talk about your teeth."

Bob Dylan

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

"Tell us again about Bogie and Hepburn coming up the river."

"Have a nice Administration!"

"She's gotten really arrogant now that she has a stalker."

On the cover of Sports Illustrated - Envy

"Well, it works for Susan Sontag."

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

"In the future, son, everyone will be an attorney for fifteen minutes."

"I'm big in Japan."

Christine McVie