"O.K., the third of July is out. How about the fourth?"
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america, american, us, united states, american history, history, declaration of independence, independence day, fourth of july, 4th of july, holiday, holidays, celebrate, celebration, celebrations, founding fathers, scheduling, timetable, timetables, making a timetable, choosing a date, deciding on a date, difficult decisions, signing, signature, signatures, government, american government, politics, thomas jefferson, benjamin franklin, john adams"Happy Mother's Day, Mom. And ditto for Thanksgiving and Christmas."
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family, families, parent, parents, mom, mum, mums, mother, mothers, moms, greetings, celebrate, happy mothers day, happy mother's day, happy christmas, christmas, happy thanksgiving, event, events, events, lazy, distant, distance, executive, executives, businessman, businessmen, call, calling, wishes, busy, businessThe night they invented champagne.
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champagne, sparkling wine, wine, wines, fine wine, fine wines, brewer, brewers, copyright, copyrights, copyright law, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, patent, patents, patent law, patent laws, champagnes, toast, toasts, toasting, celebration, celebrations, celebrate, monk, monks, trappist, trappists, brewer, brewers, brewing, wine seller, wine sellers"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"
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parade, parades, ivy league, ivy league education, ivy league educations, college, colleges, university, universities, graduate, graduates, graduating, graduation, graduations, celebrate, celebrates, celebrating, celebration, celebrations, privilege, privileged, upper class, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, elitism, march, marches, marching"To my wife of fifteen years —arguably the best of my many perks."
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relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, anniversary, anniversaries, leisure, perk, perks, toast, toasting, raise a glass, speech, speeches, celebrate, celebrations, ego, egotistical, egocentric"I thought that sperm-bank donors remained anonymous."
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fathers day, father's day, sperm bank, sperm donors, sperm banks, sperm donation, privacy, personal privacy, private, privacy policy, policy, policies, secret, secrets, hidden, family, families, kid, kids, child, children, holidays, holiday, celebrate, celebration, happy father's day, anonymous, anonymously, medical, parents, parental, parenting, parentAll-Candy Seder.
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seder, seders, passover, passovers, passover seder, judaism, jewish, jews, jew, torah, torahs, candy, candies, chocolate, chocolates, parody, parodying, alternative, holiday, holidays, celebration, celebrates, celebrate, hebrew, feast, feasts, represent, represents, representing, symbol, symbols, symbolism, food, foods, religion, religions, home, family, families, shpasik, jtoonsPar-tay!
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party, parties, partay, can of worms, idiom, idioms, saying, sayings, can, cans, worm, worms, partying, scavenge, scavenging, earthworm, earthworms, open a can of worms, opening a can of worms, opened a can of worms, gather, gathering, meet-up, meet-ups, meeting up, meet up, meet ups, celebrate, celebration, celebrating"Hey, I love liberty as much as the next guy, but I'm still going to be out of town of the Fourth."
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liberty, justice, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, patriot, patriots, patriotism, men, man, independence day, independence, holiday, holidays, holiday weekend, long weekend, celebrate, celebration, celebrations, fourth of july, 4th of july"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"
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business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, going well, success, successful, party hat, party hates, happy, happiness, content, contented, brag, bragging, bragger, braggers, show off, show offs, show-off, show-offs, celebrate, celebratingCongratulations- Wholehearted/Tinged with Envy
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congratulations, congrats, congratulate, congrats, celebration, celebrate, wholesome, sincere, insincere, envy, envious, jealous, jealousy, resent, resentful, celebrations, card, cards, letter, envelope, letters, envelopes, wishes, present, presents, friend, family, enemy, frenemy, resent, bitter, bitterness"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"
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office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, excited, exciting, celebrate, celebration, celebrations, party, partying, happy, bonus, good response, good mood"I take it this is a very special occasion."
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diamond, diamonds, jewel, jewels, jeweler, jewelry, jewelers, jewelry shop, gem, gems, precious stones, precious, gem, precious gems, gift, gifts, present, presents, celebration, celebrate, celebrations, milestones, milestone, wedding anniversary, wedding anniversaries, special occasion, special occasions, birthday gift, birthday gifts, engagement ring, engagement rings, jeweller, jewellry, jewellers, jewellry shop, romantic gesture, romantic gestures, romance, romantic, shop, shopping, shopper, customer, customers, sales, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespersons, big purchase, big purchases"She's registered at Salomon Smith Barney."
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anniversary, anniversaries, diet, diets, dieting, anniversary dinner, anniversary dinners, go out, goes out, going out, omen, omens, bad omen, bad omens, ominous, married life, married lives, matrimony, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, husband, husbands, wife, wives, first anniversary, 1st anniversary, paper anniversary, cotton anniversary, harbinger, harbingers, celebrate, celebrates, celebrating, celebration, celebrations, gain weight, gains weights, gaining weight, anxiety, anxieties, insecure, insecurity, insecurities"I forget who our cult actually worships, but we have a hell of a good time."
"I'm celebrating her turning older than me."
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women, woman, sister, sisters, friend, friends, girlfriends, girl, girls, birthday, birthdays, happy birthday, age, ages, ageing, aging, celebrate, celebration, celebrations, celebrating, pettyHelium Parachute
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parachute, parachutes, helium, gas, gasses, noble gas, noble gasses, gases, noble gases, skydive, skydives, skydiving, retire, retires, retiring, retirement, retirements, good life, living the good life, chemist, chemists, chemistry, work life, work lives, celebrate, celebrates, celebrating, bunch of balloons, bunches of balloons"The changes are coming much too fast—I never dreamed I'd see the hully gully in Estonia."
"Why are the Martinis always better at work?"
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