"O.K., the third of July is out. How about the fourth?"
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"Happy Mother's Day, Mom. And ditto for Thanksgiving and Christmas."
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The night they invented champagne.
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"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"
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"To my wife of fifteen years —arguably the best of my many perks."
"I thought that sperm-bank donors remained anonymous."
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"Hey, I love liberty as much as the next guy, but I'm still going to be out of town of the Fourth."
"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"
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Congratulations- Wholehearted/Tinged with Envy
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"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"
"I take it this is a very special occasion."
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"She's registered at Salomon Smith Barney."
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"Who's drunk enough for fireworks?"
"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."
"None for me, thanks."
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"I forget who our cult actually worships, but we have a hell of a good time."
"I'm celebrating her turning older than me."
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"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."
"The changes are coming much too fast—I never dreamed I'd see the hully gully in Estonia."
"Why are the Martinis always better at work?"
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