"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"
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"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."
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"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."
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"None for me, thanks."
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"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."
Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons
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"It's less a funeral and more a celebration of his death."
"We got the cactus account!"
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"Isn't there some other way to celebrate the bicentennial of the French revolution."
Now celebrating three years' of me time. Please help.
Woman has her arm cut off at opening ceremony
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"Today I'm fifty--- the old halfway point."
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"We didn't know what to get the man who has everything. So we burned down your house first."
"R.B. always acts like each billion is his first."