"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"
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"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"
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"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"
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"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."
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"I'm in herbs—celebrating the ancient link between women and plants."
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Everything is charged!"
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"We've decided to cut back and have Christmas every other year."
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"I'm getting ready to celebrate the next chapter of the book I'm reading."
"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"
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"Harry can never remember whether it's the winner or the loser who's supposed to jump over the net."
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"Here's to even lower expectations in the New Year."
The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.
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"We planned to go out for a birthday dinner, but he's decided he'd rather celebrate by staying home and obsessing about what he's failed to accomplish over the past forty years."
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"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."
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"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar."
A butler holds down a tennis net so his master can more easily jump over it to shake the hand of his opponent.
"None for me, thanks."
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"I'm celebrating her turning older than me."
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"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"
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"Our next award is for spectacular failure."
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